OLD DOGS
Masseur Sues John Travolta For Trying To Sex Him Up
Tuesday, May 8 by

Look who’s talking.

This is what a hooker sees...
‘American Reunion’ Red Band Highlights The Dangers Of Unsupervised Masturbation
Thursday, October 13 by

Jason Biggs still hurts himself while masturbating after all these years.

Jon Favreau’s Masturbating Has Repercussions
Friday, March 12 by

"We need to see BOTH hands, Favreau."Not content with pissing off only black people, Couple's Retreat has sparked a new controversy. A former model is suing NBC Universal for $10 million after discovering her photo was used without permission as a "masturbatory prop" by Jon Favreau's character in Couple's Retreat. In the film, Irina Krupnik's decade-old bikini picture appears in a brochure that Favreau faps to while his wife is in the washroom. Krupnik had signed a general release at the time the picture was taken but never thought it would be used in a "quasi-pornographic context." We would post the picture for reference but the thought of Favreau…. jesus. Let's hope that piece of movie history doesn't end up at Planet Hollywood. I want to enjoy my blackened mahi mahi without that image in my head. (NY Post)