However, after spending the past hour on YouTube looking at Emma Watson tribute videos, I think it’s safe to say that a few fans will probably have a hard time saying goodbye. In fact, based on what I’ve been seeing, I’d be shocked if at least one obsessed maniac didn’t try to capture the actress in order to keep her in his basement and slowly eat her skin. With that in mind, I present to you 5 creepy fan-made Emma Watson tribute videos. Enjoy, and “Broktoon” to all!

5. Suddenly I See – by KiwiFashionista

Suddenly I see…the reason they invented restraining orders. Seriously, matching these lyrics to a video of a grown woman might be acceptable (and by “acceptable” I mean slightly less creepy), but setting this song to images of girl who isn’t even 16 just screams “fire up the rape van and let’s go cruising!”

4. Sweet Sixteen – by emmawatsonsf

“A music video I made for Emma Watson’s birthday, since she turned 16 on April 15th, 2006. Happy birthday, Em. XP”

Translation: “It’s your birthday, and I long to be reborn into your flesh.” Seriously, who wouldn’t be creeped out by birthday wishes from a stranger? Given half a chance, this person would skin Emma Watson alive. Keep an eye on your house pets, Emma.

3. Lunch with Mystery Man – by portolux

This video is only 15 seconds long, but it manages to pack in at least ten minutes worth of creepiness. In case you can’t tell from the title, it’s just some still images of Emma Watson having a private lunch with a friend. Normally, this would be called stalking, but since the pictures are set to pop music, I guess that makes it OK. I can’t wait to see the follow-up video, “Emma Watson defecates on my toilet cam,” set to the soothing sounds of Joss Stone.

2. ‘Requiem’ – by baudinello

When I started this article, I was under the false impression that creating a montage of Emma Watson photos set to cheesy pop songs was kind of creepy. How wrong I was. The people who do that sort of thing seem well adjusted compared to baudinello, a YouTube user who made an Emma Watson tribute video using Mozart’s The Requiem Mass as the background music. After all, nothing says “I’m your biggest fan and I love your movies” like funeral music. That’s not disturbing in the least.

1. I love you more with every breathe i take – by Emmaurthe1

In a world as cynical as ours, it’s nice to see someone who is willing to put it all on the line for love. At least it would be nice, if that person wasn’t in love with a mediocre actress who he will never even meet. But don’t tell that to Emmaurthe1*. Based on the scrolling text he’s inserted into this tribute video, Emma Watson is all he ever wanted, he will love her for forever and a day, and to top it all off, he is willing to die for her. Don’t beleive me? Skip to the 1:30 mark, and you’ll see the following quote…

I would die for you Emma just to prove my love to you…

Seriously, would anyone care to wager on how many Harry Potter Lego sets this guy has sexually violated? Sweet Jesus, someone reach out to him before Emma Watson’s head ends up getting the Se7en treatment.

*I’m assuming that Emmaurthe1 is a guy. Sorry for being so ‘hetro-normative.’

While all these methods are perfectly acceptable, one particular method is often overlooked. Of course I’m talking about the fan-made Youtube tribute video. Anyone with a laptop, basic editing software and an abundance of free time can add to the already-plentiful number of tribute videos that adorn the cyber-landscape. Yet despite the ease of production and distribution, or perhaps because of it, these clips often languish in Internet hell, receiving only a few dozen clicks from people who accidentally find them while looking for porn. In order to shine the spotlight on these overlooked gems, I present to you the following three examples of awesome fan-made tribute videos.

Marked For Death Music Video

Everyone worth a damn in this world loves Seal’s musical masterpiece, “Kiss from a Rose.” And Steven Seagal‘s Marked for Death is widely considered to be in the top eight Steven Seagal films of all time. Despite the natural pairing, it took the wisdom of Youtube user xxmikexx187 (check out his movie rants) to put the two together. The haunting melody coupled with visuals of Jamaicans being brutally tortured and killed delights the senses in a way that the two parts could have never achieved separately. For Mr. Seagal, it is fitting tribute in indeed.

Jean Claude Van Damme Tribute

They say that one good thing deserves another. But I also like to think that one OK thing deserves another slightly less cool but still funny thing. With that, I give you this tribute to Jean Claude Van Damme from user probierhappen. Sure, Van Damme isn’t as cool as Seagal, and Evanescence’s “Wake Me Up Inside” isn’t as cool as anything. But that all goes out the window at the 15 second mark, when Jean Claude delivers an epic nut punch. Everything after that is just gravy…sweaty Belgian man gravy.

“Full House” Fan Video

Last but not least, we have this stunning tribute to the classic 90′s sitcom, “Full House.” Of course, it’s a “classic” in the sense that Polio is one of the all time “classic” diseases, but I digress. Just because I didn’t like the show doesn’t make it bad. The same goes for Hillary Duff’s song, “Beat of My Heart.” Just because I think it sounds like a cat swallowed razor blades and is moaning for its life doesn’t mean a thing. In fact, I’d even go as far as to say that user hilarydufffan56 chose the perfect song to accompany clips of the Tanner family. And with over 14,000 hits and counting, I think this tribute could go down as a “classic” in its own right.

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