You’d think after more than two decades of crack and teenage pregnancies, this town would have gotten over the whole “no dancing” thing.
Zombies? Check. Robbers? Check.
What’s the point of this film? Easy. “Your pet monkeys will one day turn on you.”
Monkey masks, flamethrowers, and rape kits. Need I say more?
Dexter Morgan and Showtime would like you to know that the new season is not going to suck.
Things get emotional in the ‘Moneyball’ trailer.
You’d have to be an idiot not to notice.
Maybe the money they save could be put toward a spinoff like “7th Heaven: Salt Lake City,” or “Law & Order: Special Pleasant Family Dinner Unit”
David Tennant is ready to kill some things.
Why watch TV at all when you can get all the movie commercials right here in this post?
When one thinks of family-friendly romps, one thinks of Joel McHale, Jeremy Piven, and Danny Trejo.
Look behind you!
Ladies: protect your boobs from sharks… at all costs.
Which one has the robots, again?
CBS has cranked out several programs with broadly drawn characters, some of whom even solve crimes.
They’re so dramatic.
Tim Allen opens a new block of comedy this fall.
According to FOX, it’s not a drama unless there are crimes being committed or dinosaurs running around. I feel the same way.
Check out the trailers for “Napoleon Dynamite,” “I Hate My Teenage Daughter,” “New Girl” and “Allen Gregory.” They’re all Fox-y.
Don’t worry, summer only seems like it lasts forever.
Don’t like clips? Go read a book, weirdo.
You’ve pushed James Marsden’s buttons for the last time, Alexander Skarsgard.
It does have McLovin, though.
Can you match all 10 titles to their corresponding log line (that means “description,” for those of you who aren’t in the biz)?
Among NBC’s new shows for the vaginally-inclined: “Up All Night” with Christina Applegate, the Whitney Cummings sitcom and Spielberg’s Broadway drama “Smash.”
Fire, magicians. You know what’s up.
What this version of the trailer lacks in outright profanity, it more than makes up for in bodily functions.
Almost as fun as playing Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots alone by yourself in the dark.
How would he not have more cuts and bruises?
‘Backmask’ will contain “paranoia, possession and the paranormal,” but will it contain masks strapped to backs?