He's got a crack team of mercenaries at his disposal, so take this seriously.
‘Expendables 3′ Producer Wants To Go After All 10 Million People That Illegally Download The Movie
Friday, September 19 by

You’re gonna need a really big courtroom, sir.

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The 16 Sexiest WAGs of ‘Expendables’ Cast Members
Tuesday, August 12 by

Over three installments, the Expendables action series has featured an army of Hollywood’s most iconic tough guys. And as you can imagine, some of these dudes have been notoriously lucky with the ladies.

Here's Harrison Ford looking markedly badass.
Harrison Ford Inexplicably Joins The Cast Of ‘Expendables 3′
Tuesday, August 6 by

A bizarre move from a man who doesn’t seem to enjoy anything ever.