_{The price for a blown take: purple nurple.}

Looks lik Paul Verhoeven has his next movie lined up. The man who has brought us so much joy in the form of giant space insects, invisible men, robotic cops, triple-breasts, hot tub dolphin sex, and a good view of Sharon Stone’s bathing suit area, is looking to direct the supernatural thriller Eternal.

The film tells the story of a married ma fighting an alcohol addiction. He begins a torrid affair with a troubled young woman, only to discover that she’s actually a succubus ghost who is after his very soul. Big whoop. I dated one of those when I first moved to the city. As long as she’s putting out, I don’t see what the issue is. (Deadline)