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Portland Nudist Girl + Dead Horse = ‘Empire Strikes Back’

Jame Gumb — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 18:08:20 +0000

A 21 year-old Portland nudist girl named Jasha Lottin doesn’t see what the big fuss is about. All she did was buy and kill a horse in order to pose nude inside its bloody carcass. I mean, it’s not like she didn’t eat the horse when she was done – she did. But relax, everyone. It was for an art project.

Read the full article to learn more about the Portland nudist girl’s Empire Strikes Back homage.

45 Fan-Made Tributes To The ‘Star Wars’ AT-AT Walker

Jame Gumb — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 15:05:07 +0000

There’s an argument to be made that of all the awesome vehicles and weapons in the Star Wars Universe, the AT-AT Walker may be the coolest. So in its honor, we’ve put together this gallery of 45 fan-made tributes. After all, while the All Terrai Armored Transport might be highly impracticable and extremely vulnerable to all but a frontal assault, the important thing is that it looks totally bad ass. In our book, that’s more than enough, which is probably why we won’t be ruling the galaxy anytime soon. Enjoy.

‘The Empire Strikes Back’ Reveal Shocks This Little Kid

Penn Collins — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 21:59:21 +0000

This kid cannot BELIEVE what is going on at the end of The Empire Strikes Back. If you look carefully, you can see him emote virtually every human emotion on the spectrum. The sister seems initially as shocked as her brother does, but quickly picks her jaw up off the floor, unlike her flabbergasted sibling.

No wonder the mom or dad whipped out the video camera for this thing. Seeing Star Wars (and Empire and Jedi) for the first time is a seminal moment in anyone’s life, but the fact that this little moppet was rocking a Daily Bugle t-shirt leads me to believe that he might like this type of thing more than most.

I’ll bet you even money this kid shits himself when he watches The Sixth Sense for the first time.