Allegedly.
Statute Of Limitations Saves Elmo Actor From 3 Of 4 Accusers
Tuesday, July 2 by

I doubt this news really makes anyone happy except Kevin Clash.

"Peace, bitches!"
Elmo Resigns: Kevin Clash Is Out This Bitch
Tuesday, November 20 by

As a second accuser comes forward.

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Rejoice! Elmo’s Accuser Withdraws Sex Abuse Claims
Tuesday, November 13 by

No need to Occupy Sesame Street after all, you guys.

P-I-M-P.
Elmo Allegedly Banged A Kid
Monday, November 12 by

Innocent or guilty, we always knew that Elmo was a monster. This should surprise nobody.

I am crossing my fingers for a 'Hurt Locker' crossover in which Jeremy Renner visits Sesame Street and has to diffuse a bomb that's been planted in Oscar's corpse.
Afghanistan Gets Its Own ‘Sesame Street’, The ‘War On Terror’ Can End Now
Friday, December 2 by

In this version, Sesame Street will be riddled with IED’s and goat carcasses.

Crystal Me Elmo
Monday, June 6 by

You can do more than tickle him for a bump.

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Watch Elmo Shout At A Baby
Thursday, January 27 by

Elmo is so hot right now.

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‘Sesame Street’ Heads for China; Elmo Was Red All Along
Thursday, December 16 by

It’s been said that only Nixon could go to China. Well tell that to Big Bird, bitch.

Ricky Gervais Torments Elmo
Wednesday, December 23 by

Recently Sesame Street's Elmo was having a really hard time falling asleep (you would too if you had a hand shoved up your poop-shoot). Luckily, the unbelievably famous Ricky Gervais broke into the young Muppet's bedroom to assist with a "Celebrity Lullaby." To coax Elmo off to Dreamland, Gervais decided to serenade him about the letter "N" and all the words you can spell with it. Words like, Nap, Nightcap, Nummies, and Naff off you insufferable little sh*t. Gervais doesn't come right out and say that but you can tell he wants to. Between this and their earlier insult-laden video, the tension between them is so thick. Hurry up and bang already, you two. Everyone knows you want it.