I doubt this news really makes anyone happy except Kevin Clash.
As a second accuser comes forward.
No need to Occupy Sesame Street after all, you guys.
Innocent or guilty, we always knew that Elmo was a monster. This should surprise nobody.
In this version, Sesame Street will be riddled with IED’s and goat carcasses.
You can do more than tickle him for a bump.
Elmo is so hot right now.
It’s been said that only Nixon could go to China. Well tell that to Big Bird, bitch.
Recently Sesame Street's Elmo was having a really hard time falling asleep (you would too if you had a hand shoved up your poop-shoot). Luckily, the unbelievably famous Ricky Gervais broke into the young Muppet's bedroom to assist with a "Celebrity Lullaby." To coax Elmo off to Dreamland, Gervais decided to serenade him about the letter "N" and all the words you can spell with it. Words like, Nap, Nightcap, Nummies, and Naff off you insufferable little sh*t. Gervais doesn't come right out and say that but you can tell he wants to. Between this and their earlier insult-laden video, the tension between them is so thick. Hurry up and bang already, you two. Everyone knows you want it.