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Step One: Buy The Batmobile, Step Two: Finally Achieve Happiness

Geoffrey Golden — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 01:34:42 +0000

Sure, you can say “I… am… Batman” in your growliest voice. You can buy a Batman Halloween costume and chase Joker cosplayers at Comic-Con until security guards lock you up in nerd jail. Let’s face it, though — you’re not really Batman unless you own the Batmobile. If you’ve got half-a-million dollars, it could be yours today!

Now on eBay, it’s one of the authentic Batmobiles from Tim Burton’s Batman Returns. You’ll fight evil, missile-loaded penguins in style with this sleek little number. And yes, it’s a fully functioning vehicle you can drive around Gotham. Here’s the auctioneer with all the Bat-deets:

This car runs and drives great and has upgraded Fuel Injection, and 8 gallon Harwood Fuel Cell, Monroe Air Shocks, Mickey Thompson Indy Profile L-60X15 Front and Sportsman 33X19.50 15LT Rear Tires with the famous BATMAN Hubs.

Both the front AND rear of the car have full hydrolics, making it very easy to load and unload from it’s NEW 2010 Custom trailer (included with your Batmobile).

Auction ends tomorrow at 6 pm PST, with the current high bid at $310,800. If the reserve of $500K is not met, the Batmobile will be auctioned off on live TV.

Listen, you work hard, so why not treat yourself to one lousy Batmobile? You don’t want to see it end up in The Riddler’s hands, do you? (Cinema Blend)

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Adam Scott Will Wear a T-Shirt With Your Face On It While Shopping With You

Col. Longshanks — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 20:43:11 +0000

You read that catchy headline correctly, folks. TV & Film’s Adam Scott will go grocery shopping with you while wearing a t-shirt with your face printed on it. All you have to do is be the highest bidder in his eBay auction and reside in Los Angeles. I’ve got ya terms and conditions right hee:

•   Adam has no grocery store preference, but it needs to be located in the Los Angeles area
•   Scheduling will depend on Adam’s availability, and as of now will definitely not happen     until after February
•   Winner may bring a friend along
•   Adam will try to talk to strangers about you, at least with the check-out person
•   Winner must pay for their own groceries
•   Winner will receive a signed T-Shirt with Adam’s face on it
•   Donated by Adam Scott – @mradamscott

This auction is a part of Comedy Death-Ray’s Ninth Annual Xmas Nativity Pageant at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in Los Angeles. 100% of all the proceeds will go to the Los Angeles Regional Foodbank. For more information go to: http://www.comedydeathray.com. It’s not a scam. Bid now. And get that iron-on decal ready.

‘Tron Legacy’ Lightcycles Selling On eBay

Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

If you wouldn’t mind being one of the coolest people in existence, and you have in your possession $35k, you should probably buy a functioning, street legal Tron Legacy lightcycle. The guys who built the Batpod replica are making only five and selling them on eBay:

The Parke Brothers team is building 5 custom one off "Lightcycles" to the exact specs of the movie bikes. Each bike will be black with an accent color – 5 bikes with 5 different accent colors (red, blue, yellow, green, and orange).

Unlike the "Batpod" replica, the "Lightcycle" is being built for everyday street use. Each bike will come with a manufacterers build sheet and a certificate of title with purchase. Each bike will come with either a high powered electric motor or a high performance gasoline motor and transmission depending on the buyers needs. Be the envy of everyone who sees this bike as it will make motorcycles as you now know them seem like antiques on the road. No future "Lightcycles" will be made to ensure the value of these custom motorcycles in the coming years.

The back cover opens up at the push of a button and there is a neon glow that exits from the back of the bike to resemble the lightcycles colored light trail from the original game. These bikes will also come with a TRON style helmet (Not DOT Approved).

Can you even imagine rolling up on your lightcycle at the local frozen yogurt joint? You’d strut to the counter with your helmet on, the customers starring in awe, and demand a Daft Punk sundae. The pizza-faced employee wouldn’t know what that is, but he’d have to make it for you anyway because you own a f*cking lightcycle. You get Daft Punk sundaes whenever you damn well please. (Geekologie)