They like to walk on the razor’s edge.

If you find yourself about to quote one of these films, catch yourself and quote the works of Virgil instead.

With Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels and everything!

To help get you through the rest of the week, here’s a list (with video) of people killing animals.

These bowl cuts are the best bowl cuts.

Carrey is talking about falling off the jet way again. Maybe that’d be more pleasant than penguin wrangling?

‘Dumb and Dumbererer’?

CNN has suddenly become awesome. Due to all the controversy and criticism they draw because of their lazy hiring practices, they knew they needed to switch things up fast.