This Monday night, July 20th, "Three Sheets" returns to television @ 10pm ET/PT on Fine Living Network (FLN).  It’s the start of Season 4, and host Zane Lamprey – a name that sounds like it should belong to the coolest sea creature EVER – is still traveling the world, drinking copious amounts of local alcoholic beverages, and following it up with… more booze.  Occasionally, he eats bizarre foods, too, but usually is turned off by the taste and must wash it down with… more booze. 

In the United States, this would be called a drinking problem.  But where Zane goes, the locals call this "way better than those crappy pamphlets at the tourism office," so they just laugh and laugh… and keep the beer/wine/rat poison flowing. 

Actually, I should let you know that this show in no way endorses irresponsible drinking.  Lamprey is a pro, and can drink anyone under the table without losing his visuo-spatial perception, basic motor skills, or logic.  Why Nick Nolte has not signed onto the show as Lamprey’s faithful sidekick, I have no idea.

Network: Fine Living (FLN)

Time: Weeknights @ 10pm ET/PT

Synopsis: Host Zane Lamprey travels the world, drinking and… drinking.  And occasionally eating some really awful stuff… then cleansing his palate with more booze.