^{Nicole Eggert is back on TV!! Ready your DVRs, boys!!!}

Sorry, avid masturbators frozen in ice in the early 1990′s who are now being thawed and rescued. The world as you knew it has undoubtedly changed. The babes of "Baywatch" — Traci Bingham, Nicole Eggert, Gena Lee Nolin, and Donna D’Errico — are not the starlets they once were. Egged on by the VH-1 washed-up celebrity craze, the sun-damaged quartet are now living together for a new reality show where each pushes their individual business ventures (as well as the limits of what we’re willing to call a reality show).

Eggert is working on her new workout DVDs, Bingham has opened a dating service, Nolin has written a book about post-partem depression, and D’Errico has become a conspiracy theorist. I honestly couldn’t have predicted these career paths for the former lifeguards, and from the recent pictures I’ve seen of Nicole Eggert, maybe she shouldn’t use a reality show to hawk her workout DVDs. She should use a radio show. (Variety)