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The New ‘Hunger Games: Mockingjay’ Teaser Spoofs State-Run News Channels
Wednesday, June 25 by

This message brought to you by “Citizens for an Oppressive Capital.”

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The Final ‘Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Trailer Has Killer Monkeys
Monday, October 28 by

This November, death throws its poop.

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Horrible Bosses
Friday, July 1 by

Director: Seth GordonCast: Colin Farrell, Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Spacey, Jamie Foxx, Donald SutherlandSynopsis: Three friends conspire to murder their awful bosses when they realize they are standing in the way of their happiness.Release Date: July 29, 2011

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Donald Sutherland Elected President Of ‘The Hunger Games’
Tuesday, May 31 by

Hail to the chief.

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Jason Statham Kills Some Dudes in ‘The Mechanic’ Trailer
Tuesday, November 16 by

In the film, Statham plays a mechanic, but not the kind of mechanic that fixes cars and stuff. He’s the kind that fixes people’s heads…with bullets.

Pic of Bald Colin Farrell in ‘Horrible Bosses’
Wednesday, July 7 by

Kudos to Colin Farrell for going au naturale on the set of the new Seth Gordon-directed comedy Horrible Bosses. I always knew his hair was too thick and lustrous to be real. The combover does an awesome job of transforming him into a superior I'd like to stab in the ear with a Bic.Horrible Bosses follows three friends who all have horrible bosses they want to end, so they decide to swap their murders like in that old Hitchcock flick Strangers on a Train. Netflix it, ya uncultured swine. The three guys are played by Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis, and Charlie Day, and the bosses are Colin Farrell as coke head exec, Kevin Spacey as a master manipulator, and Jennifer Aniston as nymphomaniac dentist. Also, Jamie Foxx plays a scam artist named Motherfucker Jones, but I'm guessing you're too busy imagining getting banged by Aniston in a dentist's chair. (NYPost)