Though NBC didn’t pick up the Terry O’Quinn / Michael Emerson pilot “Odd Jobs,” because they suck and want to ruin all my fun, ABC has cast O’Quinn in the new pilot “Hallelujah.” It’s a musical drama from “Desperate Housewives” showrunner Marc Cherry, so if O’Quinn wasn’t in it, I would find a way to anti-TiVO the show. That’s where, if the show was on live, TiVO would automatically change the channel to FX for me. The cast also includes Frances O’Connor (“Cashmere Mafia“), Jesse L. Martin (“Law & Order”), Arielle Kebbel (“The Vampire Diaries“) and the recent addition of Donal Logue (“Terriers”).

Here’s some plot for you to sing about:

The project [...] centers on a stranger who arrives in the small town of Hallelujah, Tenn., which is being torn apart by the forces of good and evil. He brings with him peace, justice and possibly faith for residents who desperately need the lift.

Yeah, when you’ve got a battle between good and evil for control of a small area, ya gotta bring in John Locke. It’s just common sense.

Hallelujah episodes will be punctuated by songs from a gospel choir, which serves as a kind on Greek chorus.

Hmm… a gospel choir? Alright, maybe this will not be super-annoying. As long as O’Quinn doesn’ break out into a song called “Evil or Good? What Should… I Do,” I could quasi-watch an episode during season two at a friend’s house. Maybe. (Collider, Hollywood Reporter)

Not one to be outdone by Piranha 3D, David R. Ellis is also dipping his toe into topless women getting devoured by an underwater menace film-making. Relativity Media has picked up Ellis’s Shark Night 3D and re-monikered it with the much more catchy The Untitled David R. Ellis 3D Shark Thriller. TUDRE3DST just rolls right off the tongue.

Ellis knows a thing or two about how important a title is, after directing Snakes On A Plane, so you can look forward to seeing some monkey-biting sharks in a Monday to Friday lake to release wide in 2011. The film stars Donal Logue, Joel David Moore, Katharine McPhee, and other people that I’m too lazy to list. I think one of the guys was on “The O.C.” or something. I just wish Ellis could have found a role for Heidi Montag. She really wanted this. (THR)

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Here we have a trailer for FX’s new comedy-drama-action series "Terriers." The latest from "The Shield" creator Shawn Ryan, and stars Ghost Rider‘s BFF Donal Logue and Rene from "True Blood" as two unlicensed private investigators. In other words, a couple of real busy bodies. I was surprised to find out this isn’t a remake of a British show. Don’t they have a "Terriers." I thought they did. They totally should, right?

Check out the trailer for Hawaii 4-0 "Terriers" after the jump…

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