Screen Junkies » don johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Fri, 29 Aug 2014 17:39:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 ‘From Dusk Til Dawn’ TV Show Will Star Don Johnson. Wait. What? http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/from-dusk-til-dawn-tv-show-will-star-don-johnson-wait-what/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/from-dusk-til-dawn-tv-show-will-star-don-johnson-wait-what/#comments Thu, 07 Nov 2013 18:23:33 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=257932 BUT WILL HE HAVE A CROTCH PISTOL?

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After a mild flirtation with relevance following last year’s appearance in Django Unchained, Don Johnson has managed to score himself a TV gig. An odd, odd TV gig. That’s non-Nash Bridges related.

Mr. Crockett will be playing Sheriff McGraw, who will have a secondary recurring role throughout the first season of the show, which runs 10 episodes. The From Dusk til Dawn TV show will be the flagship show on Robert Rodriguez’s new El Rey channel, and will follow more or less the same premise as the movie, without rehashing the territory the film did.

While the particulars of Johnson’s character aren’t disclosed, one can assume he will be evil, and we won’t find out about his evilness until at least the third episode, though, in hindsight, we won’t believe we missed all the clues.

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Sacha Baron Cohen Also Joining Tarantino’s ‘Django’? http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/sacha-baron-cohen-also-joining-tarantinos-django/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/sacha-baron-cohen-also-joining-tarantinos-django/#comments Fri, 11 Nov 2011 22:08:14 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=236176 He's going to buy Django's wife wIth no repercussions at all, I presume.

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With a casting announcement that somehow trumps news that Kevin Costner was going to join the cast (he’s since bailed), Django Unchained continues to outdo itself, this time by announcing that Borat himself, Sacha Baron Cohen, will be joining the cast.

Cohen would play Scotty, a gambler that buys Django‘s wife for companionship. The way Tarantino works, I can’t imagine that things will work out too well for ole’ Scotty. Well, no better than they did for Zed or the Gimp in Pulp Fiction, anyway.

This move would add Cohen to a cast which features Jamie Foxx, Cristoph Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Kurt Russell, Michael Kenneth Williams (Omar comin’!), Don Johnson, and RZA. What a fun bunch!

Coming out next for the comedian-going-straighter is Martin Scorsese‘s Hugo, then The Dictator, which is supposedly in the vein of Borat and Bruno. Way to expand your horizons, funnyboy.

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EXCLUSIVE: Nick Swardson Does Porn In ‘Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star’ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/nick-swardson-does-porn-in-bucky-larson-born-to-be-a-star-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/nick-swardson-does-porn-in-bucky-larson-born-to-be-a-star-trailer/#comments Fri, 24 Jun 2011 20:28:03 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=217830 He's no Dirk Diggler.

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Nick Swardson is getting into porn. No, not the hardcore stuff, silly. We’ve got the first trailer for his new comedy Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star. Bucky (Swardson) is a small town grocery bagger, going nowhere in life – until he discovers that his conservative parents were once adult film stars! Armed with the belief that he has found his destiny, Bucky packs up and heads out to LA, hoping to follow in his parents’ footsteps.

One might assume Bucky does well in porn due to larger than average valuable asset, but it’s quite the opposite. It’s his average-sized member that skyrockets him to the top. See, men. Size doesn’t matter. In fact, too much of something can be unsettling both aesthetically and physically.

Bucky Larson releases in clean and decent theaters September 9, 2011.

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All Movies Feature Dakota Johnson Now http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/all-movies-feature-dakota-johnson-now/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/all-movies-feature-dakota-johnson-now/#comments Wed, 04 May 2011 03:57:57 +0000 Geoffrey Golden http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=210360 The girl who didn't know she slept with the Napster guy in 'Social Network' nabbed parts in 'Goats', 'Five Year Engagement' and '21 Jump Street'.

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From Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith doing the nasty comes a brand new actress. In a world where casting directors cast different actresses to play roles, one girl said, “that’s not gonna happen anymore. I will take all the roles from now on.”

Dakota Johnson, the hot girl who didn’t realize she slept with the Napster guy in The Social Network, has been cast in three movies:

- She’s currently filming Goats, which is directed by Christopher Neil and stars David Duchovny. It’s about a teen from Tuscon who leaves home to go to an East Coast prep school. Johnson will play: some character.

- From there, Johnson will act in Five Year Engagement, which is directed by Nicholas Stoller, produced by Judd Apatow and stars Jason Segel. It’s about a newlywed couple who go through ups and downs. Johnson will play: one of the characters in the movie.

- Finally, Johnson will join the cast of 21 Jump Street, which is directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller and stars Jonah Hill. It’s about young-looking cops who go undercover as teens, in a remake of the 80s TV drama. Johnson will play: a girl rock star who gets recruited by Secret NASA to fight aliens. Okay, ya got me. She’s playing some other kind of character entirely. (Variety)

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Don Johnson Finally Becomes ‘A. Mann’ For NBC http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/don-johnson-finally-becomes-a-mann-for-nbc/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/don-johnson-finally-becomes-a-mann-for-nbc/#comments Sat, 26 Feb 2011 05:07:47 +0000 Geoffrey Golden http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=30518 Don Johnson is sailing back into network TV waters. Now he's trading his trademark white suit for whatever it is not-gay Beverly Hills hairdressers wear.

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Don Johnson is sailing back into network TV waters. Now he’s trading his trademark white suit for whatever it is not-gay Beverly Hills hairdressers wear. Something fashionable? I have absolutely no idea. Maybe they wear white suits too?

Television’s Don Johnson (Miami Vice, Eastbound & Down) stars in a new pilot for NBC called “A. Mann’s World.” You see, the character’s name is Allan Mann, but if you abbreviate the first initial, and put a little pixie dust on it, punny television title magic occurs. Here’s the plot:

Allan Mann, a Beverly Hills hairdresser and salon owner in the vein of Warren Beatty in Shampoo, now in his ’50s, struggles to stay relevant. The show will explore men’s struggle with aging, a businessman’s refusal to give up and his decision to expand his business while supporting three families.

This hour-long dramedy series sounds… not for me. If I wanted to watch guys in their 50′s struggle, I’d prefer they be has-been professional wrestlers duking it out in high school gymnasium. (Hollywood Reporter)

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