Tonight’s episode of Heroes morphs into a Girls Gone Wild video and MTV airs the reality series starring real-life Final Destination victim, DJ AM.

 

 

 

Network: NBC

Time: 8 – 9PM

 

Reasons to watch: That show that no one watches anymore is now in it’s fourth season despite the fact that it ran out of story three and a half years ago. In an effort to lure back viewers, tonight’s episode will feature a lesbian kiss between the cheerleader and her college roommate. This is a shameless and sad ploy for ratings and I’m going to take a stand by vowing not to watch and to masturbate instead to the inevitable animated gif that will pop up online in the coming days.

 

Network: HBO

Time: 9 – 9:30PM

 

Reasons to watch: Larry makes the mistake of getting on Christian Slater‘s bad side. Good job, Larry. You’ll never work in this town again.

 

Network: NGC

Time: 9 – 10PM

 

Reasons to watch: Tonight on Prehistoric Predators, we’re given a look at the entelodont, the modern day pig’s sassy ancestor.

 

Network: MTV

Time: 10 – 11PM

 

Reasons to watch: MTV has decided to air the DJ AM intervention-based reality series Gone Too Far despite the pancake turner’s passing earlier this fall. AM overdosed expectedly while the show was in post-production but at least now his message will carry more gravitas and hopefully get through to the viewers. Another good way to get kids off drugs I find is to send the Crow to their. He can hug the smack right outta them.

 

Network: Biography

Time: 10 – 11PM

 

Reasons to watch: Amercian Gangster tells the tale of Robert "Midget" Molley. He’s Atlantic City drug lord well-known for his short stature and penchant for wearing a gold crown. Sadly his tale had a said end when he was flushed down a toilet by Watchmen‘s Rohrschach.

 

 

Dana Carvey; Justin Timberlake

 

Gary Shandling; Kaley Cuoco; Tim McGraw performs

 

Jamie Foxx; Jason Alexander; Grizzly Bear performs

 

David Duchovny; Carmelo Anthony; Kid Cudi performs

 

David Boreanaz; Mitch Albom; Dierkes Bentley performs

 

Kathie Lee Gifford; Penn Badgley; Love and Theft perform