Why would someone make Jessica Rabbit ugly?
‘Guardians of the Box Office’ is more like it, right? Sorry. That was stupid.
Calm down, geeks. CALM DOWN!
Rather than adding more untitled films, perhaps they could reveal a plot or premise to one of them?
If you like inflatable robots, this is THE film for you.
No word on the fate of the movie version of Thor, who seems to still be male.
This one will be like ‘Hunstman: The Move (featuring Snow White)’.
They went into the song as a segue from “Daughter.”
The Film Cult Presents: Bedknobs and Broomsticks! The best way to fight the Nazis? How about a magic bed knob, a con artist, and an army of dead knights!
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“Maleficent” is just the latest live-action fairy tale Disney reboot. Fall down the rabbit hole once again with “Alice in Wonderland,” visionary Tim Burton’s not-so-visionary take on the classic story.
I would put some witty ‘Cinderella’ reference here, but I fear I’ll confuse it with ‘Snow White’.
Oddly enough, it works well.
A mix of old and new and that guy from ‘Girls’.
The bottom of the barrel has been scraped. Now we’re just scraping the ground.
Like a haunted ventriloquist dummy sired a child with Lily Tomlin.
Decapitation, electroshock therapy…this is a Disney movie??
Steamboat Willie fedoras for everyone!
He aims to make a movie for the 11-year old in all of us, instead of a movie for all the 11-year olds.
Maybe we’ll know where Jar Jar came from, so we can know where to take him back to.
I always knew that place was up to something.
With the end in sight for Mad Men after next season, Jon Hamm must look onward and upward. And no film career would be complete without a family-friendly sports triumph,…
Aw crap. This one might suck.
Who thought this was a good idea?
Maybe they could just cut out the middleman and start printing money instead!
Setting ‘Game Of Thrones’ to song is a whole other level of torture.
We can’t all be champions.
On the one hand, this is a terrible idea. On the other, Ryan Reynolds looks dashing in vests.
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