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Disney Looking To Chris Pratt For Next Chapter Of ‘Indiana Jones’
Tuesday, January 27 by

This makes a lot of sense.

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Emma Watson Will Be Our Belle In A Live-Action ‘Beauty And The Beast’ Film
Monday, January 26 by

The beast is gonna be Ron Pearlman, right? It has to be!

Lucas is in the middle.
George Lucas Confirms Disney Didn’t Use His ‘Star Wars’ Ideas. THANK GOD.
Wednesday, January 21 by

I’m guessing Harrison Ford wasn’t his idea.

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Disney Enters The Robin Hood-Movie-Business With ‘Nottingham And Hood’
Friday, December 5 by

It sounds like a farm-to-table gastropub.

That...doesn't look healthy.
The Rock To Voice A Mythological Being To Disney’s Animated ‘Moana’
Wednesday, December 3 by

BUT WILL THE MYTHOLOGICAL BEING BE MUSCULAR?

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Lightsaber Technology Also Awakens In ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Teaser
Monday, December 1 by

But still light years behind bong technology.

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Honest Trailer: The Little Mermaid
Tuesday, November 18 by

It’s been 25 years since Disney took us under the sea. Now, relive the film that saved Disney before Pixar did, The Little Mermaid!

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Strap On Your Jet Pack For The ‘Tomorrowland’ Trailer
Thursday, October 9 by

Yesterday gave us a glimpse of what Brad Bird has in store with the retro-futuristic Tomorrowland. Today, we get to see those pictures move. The future is now. The second…

This looks good. No jokes here. This just looks good.
Pixar Gives Us A Teaser Trailer For Its Next Release, ‘Inside Out’
Thursday, October 2 by

Bring it on! Let’s wash that ‘Cars 2′ taste out of our mouths.

He's just gonna squeeze on through.
The Trailer For Disney’s Upcoming ‘Big Hero Six’ Looks Pretty Outstanding
Thursday, September 25 by

Disney and Marvel…keep an eye on these companies. I think they’re gonna be big.

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‘Avengers: Age Of Ultron’ Has A Plot And, SPOILER: It Involves Ultron
Tuesday, September 16 by

It’s not a movie about a robot that claims to be 39 well into it’s 40’s after all.

That's her. Look at what they did to Jessica Rabbit. Those monsters!
Watch The Early ‘Roger Rabbit’ Effort At Disney, With Pee-Wee Voicing Roger Rabbit
Tuesday, September 9 by

Why would someone make Jessica Rabbit ugly?

I could see them doing another one of these if it does well. Oh. They've already committed to that.
It’s Pretty Clear That ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Is Going To Kill At The Box Office This Weekend
Friday, August 1 by

‘Guardians of the Box Office’ is more like it, right? Sorry. That was stupid.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
‘Official’ Tweeted Photo Of Zack Snyder’s Superman Holding A Lightsaber Is Bound To Get The Fanboys Going
Thursday, July 24 by

Calm down, geeks. CALM DOWN!

WHO COULD IT BE?
Disney And Marvel Announce Yet Another Superhero Film To Their 2017/2018 Slate At Comic-Con
Thursday, July 24 by

Rather than adding more untitled films, perhaps they could reveal a plot or premise to one of them?

This is the type of superhero I would be. A big non-threatening blob.
The Trailer For ‘Big Hero Six’ Proves That Heroes Don’t Need To Be Human
Thursday, July 17 by

If you like inflatable robots, this is THE film for you.

Huh. She has huge breasts. I guess that could have gone either way.
Marvel Has Turned Thor Into A Woman
Wednesday, July 16 by

No word on the fate of the movie version of Thor, who seems to still be male.

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Frank Darabont Will Probably Be Directing ‘Snow White And The Huntsman 2’…But With No Zombies
Monday, June 30 by

This one will be like ‘Hunstman: The Move (featuring Snow White)’.

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Pearl Jam Covers ‘Let It Go’ From ‘Frozen’ In Concert
Monday, June 23 by

They went into the song as a segue from “Daughter.”

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The Film Cult Presents: Bedknobs and Broomsticks
Friday, June 20 by

The Film Cult Presents: Bedknobs and Broomsticks! The best way to fight the Nazis? How about a magic bed knob, a con artist, and an army of dead knights!

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Why ‘Maleficent’ Failed
Wednesday, June 11 by

WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD! Not that it matters. “Yet I know it’s true that visions are seldom all they seem.” Nobody, and I mean nobody, was more excited than me when…

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Honest Trailers – Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Tuesday, May 27 by

“Maleficent” is just the latest live-action fairy tale Disney reboot. Fall down the rabbit hole once again with “Alice in Wonderland,” visionary Tim Burton’s not-so-visionary take on the classic story.

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The Live-Action ‘Cinderella’ Teaser Trailer…Just For You
Friday, May 16 by

I would put some witty ‘Cinderella’ reference here, but I fear I’ll confuse it with ‘Snow White’.

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Awww Yeah… ‘DuckTales’ Theme Gets The Sexy, Soul Treatment
Wednesday, April 30 by

Oddly enough, it works well.

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‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Cast Announced
Tuesday, April 29 by

A mix of old and new and that guy from ‘Girls’.

I feel nauseous just looking at that picture.
Disney’s ‘A Small World’ Is, Naturally, Becoming A Feature Film
Friday, April 25 by

The bottom of the barrel has been scraped. Now we’re just scraping the ground.

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Minkus Returning For ‘Girl Meets World’ And Yes, He Looks Strange Nowadays
Thursday, March 13 by

Like a haunted ventriloquist dummy sired a child with Lily Tomlin.

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The Film Cult Presents: Return to Oz
Friday, March 7 by

Decapitation, electroshock therapy…this is a Disney movie??

I'm home.
China To Open World’s Largest Disney Store, Will Become The Height Of Fashion
Friday, October 25 by

Steamboat Willie fedoras for everyone!

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J.J. Abrams Attempting To Make ‘Star Wars’ No Longer Ass-Terrible
Friday, September 20 by

He aims to make a movie for the 11-year old in all of us, instead of a movie for all the 11-year olds.