That's her. Look at what they did to Jessica Rabbit. Those monsters!
Watch The Early ‘Roger Rabbit’ Effort At Disney, With Pee-Wee Voicing Roger Rabbit
Tuesday, September 9 by

Why would someone make Jessica Rabbit ugly?

I could see them doing another one of these if it does well. Oh. They've already committed to that.
It’s Pretty Clear That ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Is Going To Kill At The Box Office This Weekend
Friday, August 1 by

‘Guardians of the Box Office’ is more like it, right? Sorry. That was stupid.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
‘Official’ Tweeted Photo Of Zack Snyder’s Superman Holding A Lightsaber Is Bound To Get The Fanboys Going
Thursday, July 24 by

Calm down, geeks. CALM DOWN!

WHO COULD IT BE?
Disney And Marvel Announce Yet Another Superhero Film To Their 2017/2018 Slate At Comic-Con
Thursday, July 24 by

Rather than adding more untitled films, perhaps they could reveal a plot or premise to one of them?

This is the type of superhero I would be. A big non-threatening blob.
The Trailer For ‘Big Hero Six’ Proves That Heroes Don’t Need To Be Human
Thursday, July 17 by

If you like inflatable robots, this is THE film for you.

Huh. She has huge breasts. I guess that could have gone either way.
Marvel Has Turned Thor Into A Woman
Wednesday, July 16 by

No word on the fate of the movie version of Thor, who seems to still be male.

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Frank Darabont Will Probably Be Directing ‘Snow White And The Huntsman 2′…But With No Zombies
Monday, June 30 by

This one will be like ‘Hunstman: The Move (featuring Snow White)’.

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Pearl Jam Covers ‘Let It Go’ From ‘Frozen’ In Concert
Monday, June 23 by

They went into the song as a segue from “Daughter.”

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The Film Cult Presents: Bedknobs and Broomsticks
Friday, June 20 by

The Film Cult Presents: Bedknobs and Broomsticks! The best way to fight the Nazis? How about a magic bed knob, a con artist, and an army of dead knights!

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Why ‘Maleficent’ Failed
Wednesday, June 11 by

WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD! Not that it matters. “Yet I know it’s true that visions are seldom all they seem.” Nobody, and I mean nobody, was more excited than me when…

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Honest Trailers – Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Tuesday, May 27 by

“Maleficent” is just the latest live-action fairy tale Disney reboot. Fall down the rabbit hole once again with “Alice in Wonderland,” visionary Tim Burton’s not-so-visionary take on the classic story.

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The Live-Action ‘Cinderella’ Teaser Trailer…Just For You
Friday, May 16 by

I would put some witty ‘Cinderella’ reference here, but I fear I’ll confuse it with ‘Snow White’.

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Awww Yeah… ‘DuckTales’ Theme Gets The Sexy, Soul Treatment
Wednesday, April 30 by

Oddly enough, it works well.

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‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Cast Announced
Tuesday, April 29 by

A mix of old and new and that guy from ‘Girls’.

I feel nauseous just looking at that picture.
Disney’s ‘A Small World’ Is, Naturally, Becoming A Feature Film
Friday, April 25 by

The bottom of the barrel has been scraped. Now we’re just scraping the ground.

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Minkus Returning For ‘Girl Meets World’ And Yes, He Looks Strange Nowadays
Thursday, March 13 by

Like a haunted ventriloquist dummy sired a child with Lily Tomlin.

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The Film Cult Presents: Return to Oz
Friday, March 7 by

Decapitation, electroshock therapy…this is a Disney movie??

I'm home.
China To Open World’s Largest Disney Store, Will Become The Height Of Fashion
Friday, October 25 by

Steamboat Willie fedoras for everyone!

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J.J. Abrams Attempting To Make ‘Star Wars’ No Longer Ass-Terrible
Friday, September 20 by

He aims to make a movie for the 11-year old in all of us, instead of a movie for all the 11-year olds.

I demand toddler versions of all familiar characters. Like 'Muppet Babies'.
Disney Exec Says They’ll Crank Out One ‘Star Wars’ Origin Story Per Year
Friday, September 13 by

Maybe we’ll know where Jar Jar came from, so we can know where to take him back to.

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‘Escape From Tomorrow’ First Movie Filmed Secretly At Disney World To Feature No Upskirts
Thursday, September 12 by

I always knew that place was up to something.

Pictured in his greatest role.
Jon Hamm To Star In ‘Million Dollar Arm’ For Disney
Monday, August 19 by

With the end in sight for Mad Men after next season, Jon Hamm must look onward and upward. And no film career would be complete without a family-friendly sports triumph,…

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‘The Muppets Most Wanted’ Teaser Acknowledges That It Is Pretty Pandering
Tuesday, August 6 by

Aw crap. This one might suck.

Goofy went section 8.
Watch Mickey Mouse Go To Vietnam In This Classic, Bizarre, And Distasteful Clip
Friday, June 14 by

Who thought this was a good idea?

This animation looks pretty damn good.
Disney And Marvel Announce First Animated Feature Together
Thursday, May 9 by

Maybe they could just cut out the middleman and start printing money instead!

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Check Out The Disney Version Of ‘Game Of Thrones’
Friday, April 12 by

Setting ‘Game Of Thrones’ to song is a whole other level of torture.

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There’s A ‘King Of Kong’ About ‘Wreck-It Ralph’ Too
Tuesday, March 12 by

We can’t all be champions.

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Brace Yourself For ‘Han Solo: Origins’
Wednesday, February 6 by

On the one hand, this is a terrible idea. On the other, Ryan Reynolds looks dashing in vests.

6 Movie Witch Doctors That Are Vaguely Racist
Sunday, February 3 by Lee Keeler

Since the days of “White Zombie,” voodoo careers have come a long way: we’ve got a doctor, a baron, a professor, a captain and more! Join us as we do…

5 Movies With The Longest Shooting Schedules
Monday, January 28 by Lee Keeler

Procrastination, particularly in the golden age of time-wasting courtesy of the internet, can weigh heavy on a person. But you won’t feel like you’re lagging on your duties once you…