My God, it's a sharkscraper.
Highest-Ever ‘Shark Week’ Ratings Prove People Still Enjoy Sharks In Non-Tornado Form
Monday, August 11 by

Maybe they should spin off proprietary weeks for things like “vegans” or “candlemaking.” This has legs.

Mr. Rockefeller here is too GOOD for tap water. LET'S GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Discovery Channel CEO Doesn’t Go Broke Underestimating The Intelligence Of The American Public, Makes $49 Million
Tuesday, April 2 by

He’s like the A-Rod of bullshit television.

The Top 5 Reasons Shark Week Is Better Than Fleet Week
Tuesday, January 24 by Irving Oala

"Shark Week" is a week of shark oriented programming on the Discovery channel that always draws high ratings due to the fact that sharks are generally addictive to watch, as…

I hope it was worth it, Mythbusters.
‘Mythbusters’ Accidentally Sent A Cannonball Through A House
Wednesday, December 7 by

Before you laugh at this, please bear in mind that a minivan was damaged.

Dirty Jobs, Clean Soul: The Mike Rowe Biography
Tuesday, October 11 by Ryanick Paige

If you want to know more about the host of the reality show  “Dirty Jobs” then you are looking for the Mike Rowe biography. Mike Rowe has become a recognized…

List Of TV Shows With Dinosaurs
Sunday, August 7 by Brandy Willingham

Need a list of TV shows with dinosaurs? Over the years dinosaurs have been portrayed in a wide variety of ways. From those with human traits, to realistic monsters who…

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In Honor Of Shark Week, Here Are 9 Weak-Ass T.V. Sharks
Monday, August 1 by

You won’t need a bigger boat.

The President of the United States of America Barack Obama To Appear On ‘Mythbusters’
Monday, October 18 by

Is the woman in the back right Adam's mom?
President Barack Obama has found some time in his busy schedule of running the Free World to offer up a brief appearance on "Mythbusters." On the episode which airs December 8th, "Obama challenges hosts Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman to prove the ancient Greek myth that scientist and polymath Archimedes set fire to an invading Roman fleet using only mirrors and the reflected rays of the sun."
As any avid "Mythbusters" fan knows, they are revisiting this myth for a second go, as I'm sure they were trolled the first time around on the show's message board. Obama most likely led the flame war so he could get Adam and Jamie to design a new weapons defense system on Discovery Channel's dime. …Suckers. (Deadline)

Steven Spielberg and Discovery Channel Team for ‘Future Earth’
Friday, April 9 by

Spielberg brings his "A" game to every project. Even upskirt videos.A press release from The Discovery Channel announced they are working with Steven Spielberg and Dreamworks Television to develop a new mini-series titled, "Future Earth". In a similar vain as "Planet Earth" and "Life", the series will examine the world of the future to show us how Earth is expected to evolve over the next  25, 50, and 100 years. Spielberg will personally oversee the project. It's yet to be determined if the impending robot uprising will be factored in."We're quite excited to bring our brand of sassy yet dead-in-the-eyes character animation to this revolutionary project," said Jeffrey Katzenberg, Chief Executive Officer of Dreamworks Animation.Although the future may bring prosperous advances to the worlds of technology and medicine, one area that will suffer is fashion. According to leading futurists, hammer pants are expected to make a huge comeback. Weird, I know. (The Futon Critic)