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24 ‘Die Hard 5′ Titles That Make ‘A Good Day to Die Hard’ Look Brilliant
Wednesday, October 12 by

It could have been much worse.

THR only uses photos of people who look like Hypnotoad.
Another Day, Another ‘Die Hard 5′ Director
Thursday, September 1 by

All that’s left to do is hire stunt doubles.

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UPDATED: ‘Die Hard 5′ Could Really Use A New Director
Monday, August 1 by

Noam Murro has a schedule conflict.

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After Searching For Seven Hours, Willis And Fox Find A Director And Script For ‘Die Hard 5′
Friday, February 11 by

Wow. Once the ball gets rolling, these projects pick up momentum quickly!

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UPDATED: Bruce Willis Heads To Vegas And Then To ‘Die Hard 5′
Friday, February 11 by

We’ll see Bruce Willis play a bookie in Stephen Frears’ Lay The Favorite, Take The Dog before we see him play a geriatric John McClane.

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Will ‘Die Hard 5′ Begin Shooting In 2011?
Wednesday, December 8 by

Bruce Willis is set to begin filming Die Hard 5 next year, if you trust Puerto Rico’s second-largest newspaper “Primera Hora.” I personally only trust their first largest.

‘A-Team’ Screenwriter in Talks for ‘Die Hard 5′
Wednesday, May 5 by

It looks like John McClane won't retire from the murdering people in ridiculous ways business anytime soon. The super cop, who was last seen surfing on a jet, is being given another go-'round by 20th Century Fox. The studio is in talks with A-Team screenwriter Skip Woods to pen a fifth adventure for Bruce Willis's iconic ass-kicker.Woods is the only appropriate choice to write this film. McClane has already killed terrorists with icicles, giant fans, and gravity on a few occasions. Not to mention the time he killed a helicopter by launching a car at it. Who better to team him with than the writer responsible for a tank fighting a jet miles above the earth? I'm going to be sorely disappointed if this film doesn't have Bruce Willis tie the muzzle of a rifle into a bow so that it explodes in the gunman's hands. That's clearly the direction Fox wants to go in. (THR)