Screen Junkies » Dick Cheney http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Sat, 18 May 2013 14:15:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 In Honor Of Dick Cheney: 9 Videos Of Hollywood’s Best Heads Exploding http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/in-honor-of-dick-cheney-9-videos-of-hollywoods-best-head-explosions/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/in-honor-of-dick-cheney-9-videos-of-hollywoods-best-head-explosions/#comments Thu, 25 Aug 2011 13:26:45 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=225885 Dick Cheney has promised that there will be “heads exploding all over Washington” when his new book, “In My Time: A Personal and Political Memoir,” hits stores on Tuesday. You’d think a guy famous for shooting his hunting buddy in the face would be a little more careful with his words. However, we’ve always known Cheney to be a very literal speaker. What if he isn’t kidding? We believe the nine clips sum up what D.C. will look like when Barnes & Noble opens on Tuesday.

Freddy’s Dead

When Freddy cranks up the volume on Carlos’ hearing aid, the softest noise makes the largest boom. Extra points for the CSI: Miami mash-up. It loans itself so well. A tip of the hat to Youtuber guns4hire2000 for posting.

Big Trouble In Little China

Prime example of what’s going to go down in the White House on Tuesday.

Pulp Fiction

He should have let Travolt drive.

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Like a phoenix rising from the douchebag ashes, the former Vice President will lead the charge to ensure viewers ball up their fists in anger. The network is developing the book Angler: The Cheney Vice Presidency into a miniseries. The material will cover his early days in the Nixon administration and follow throughout his ambitious rise to power until the exciting third act where Darth Vader throws him down a chasm as he’s giving the lightning to Luke Skywalker.

“We just really needed to put one of the worst people imaginable on television,” says an HBO spokesperson that I just invented in my head. “We’re all a fan of what Jeremy Piven did. We’ll always be thankful to Jeremy, but it was just time to put some other dildo-face on the schedule. That’s just how networks operate.”

No word yet on when Charlie Sheen will be cast for the role. (Deadline)

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