Ryan Reynolds Gets First Bunk in Denzel’s ‘Safe House’
Thursday, August 12 by

Trippy.
It seems Ryan Reynolds's washboard abs are nabbing all the juicy roles these days. Green Lantern himself has emerged as the front runner to play opposite Denzel Washington in Safe House. Washington signed on a few weeks ago as the film's villain, and Reynolds would be the hero, "a young CIA agent who must transport a dangerous criminal to safety after both are attacked at a safe house."
Some very talented young actors have been vying for the role, including Shia LeBeouf, Taylor Kitsch, Chris Pine, Sam Worthington, Garrett Hedlund, Zac Efron, Channing Tatum, Chris Hemsworth, and Jake Gyllenhaal. No final decision has been made, so we can't give Reynolds the crown just yet. I have it on good authority that Universal Studios will be closing down the gym at a local YMCA to award the role. All of the actors will be filed in and a broken pool cue dropped in the middle of them. My money's still on Deadpool. (Deadline)

Denzel in ‘Unstoppable’ Trailer
Friday, August 6 by

Denzel Washington and Tony Scott have a bigger fascination with trains than imaginative eight-year-old boys or fifty-year-old listless husbands. This time Chris Pine and Rosario Dawson board the duo's ride in the new trailer for Unstoppable. The film tells the story of an experienced engineer (Washington) who finds himself teaming up with a young conductor (Pine) in a race against time, with a runaway train carrying a cargo of toxic chemicals. Ageism and flash-frame-dissolve-cross-fade-smash-cuts are big themes. Oh Tony Scott, you shake that camera like you've got a bad case of palsy, and we love you for it.

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Unstoppable
Friday, August 6 by

Director: Tony Scott Cast: Denzel Washington, Chris Pine, Rosario Dawson Synopsis: An experienced engineer finds himself teaming up with a young conductor in a race against time, with a runaway…

Denzel Washington Running to ‘Safe House’
Wednesday, July 7 by

Birdie.Denzel Washington is in talks to star in Safe House, an original spy thriller set in South Africa, but let's not make this a racial thing. The script, written by David Guggenheim, "follows a young U.S. intelligence agent who must go on the run with a newly arrived prisoner (Denzel’s potential role) after his titular safe house comes under attack — think of a mix between Collateral and Three Days of the Condor." Sounds more like a mix between Bulletproof and Spy Hard. Guggenheim sparked a bidding war with the script this past winter.A spy thriller wouldn't be my next project choice for Denzel, but I don't commission 10% of his salary to tell him what sets to show up on. The overall concept for Safe House seems stale though, and I can't understand why studios would clamor over one another to secure it. Maybe Denzel knows something I don't. Like where I put my car keys. I gotta get out of this trunk before the sun sets. The desert gets chilly at night. (Vulture)

Watch Denzel Kick Some Ass in ‘Book of Eli’ Fight Training Video
Thursday, December 31 by

To make the hardcore fight sequences in The Book of Eli look as realistic and kick-ass as possible, Denzel Washington worked with famed fight choreographer Jeff Imada. Jeff also worked on a little fighting movie called Fight Club. He did Fight Club, people. The movie about fighting! Suffice it to say The Book of Eli will garner some amazing fight sequences, and Denzel takes them on all by himself. When you absolutely positively have to kill every motherf*cker in the room, accept no substitutions.  Check out the fight training video after the jump. The Book of Eli resurrects itself in theaters January 15th, 2010. 

McLOVIN’ & COMMON IN ‘TRAINING DAY’ CINEMASH
Tuesday, August 18 by

I don't know what's funnier: Common's awkward foray into postmodern comedy or Christopher Mintz-Plasse looking like he's about to squirt poop his tighty whities while delivering Denzel Washington's Oscar-winning "King Kong aint' got sh*t on me" speech to a bunch of legitimately street looking black dudes.  Either way, this video was worth five minutes of my time.  Then again, I run a movie and TV website. Pretty much anything is worth my time. [via CineMash]King Kong Ain't Got Sh*t on 'Deez Links! Karli Madeline Is Flossin' (Gorillamask) If Michael Vick Had A Comic Book (Holytaco) James McAvoy Diagnosed With Fictitious Cancer (Filmdrunk) Pitbull Displays Violent Love (Manofest) Bruce Lee Bobblehead Has Got The Moves (Walyou) Dr. House Wrote A Spy Thriller Novel (Pajiba) 6 Animals That Can Get You High (Cracked) The Mad Hot Women Of Mad Men (Coedmagazine) Obama Is Bipolar (Sickpigs) The Hottest College Girls In America (Maxim) Naomi Campbell May Or May Not Have A Penis (Celebjihad) Which Light Beer Makes You The Least Like A Pussy (Mademan) Randy Couture Has Nothing Else To Prove (Cagepotato) Felicia Day Spanked With Jewel Encrusted Sword (Unreality) District 9 didn't show us How to Torture an Alien Properly.  This does. (Asylum) Keeping Tabs On Favre (Bustedcoverage) The Latest In Celebrity Look-Alikes (Uncoached) Kills Sorority Sisters With A Tire Iron (Theta Pi Must Die Game) A Boxing KO That's A Real Knockout (Regretful Morning) NCAA'S Respect Weekend Could Get No Respect (Moondogsports) Stuff Hipsters HATE (Heeb Magazine) Cracking American English (Atomfilms) Fan-Made Tron Legacy Poster (Filmofilia)

The Book of Eli
Friday, July 24 by

Director: Albert and Allen HughesCast: Denzel Washington, Gary Oldman, Mila KunisSynopsis: A post-apocalyptic tale, in which a lone man fights his way across America in order to protect a sacred book that holds the secrets to saving humankind.