Screen Junkies » denzel washington http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Wed, 06 Aug 2014 19:50:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Caption This Pic And Win $145 Prize Pack From ’2 Guns’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/caption-this-pic-and-win-145-prize-pack-from-2-guns/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/caption-this-pic-and-win-145-prize-pack-from-2-guns/#comments Thu, 08 Aug 2013 20:16:17 +0000 Jame Gumb http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=256345 Think you’re funny? Prove it, and win $145 prize pack from Universal Pictures’s 2 Guns. All you have to do is leave a caption for the following pic, and you’re...

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Think you’re funny? Prove it, and win $145 prize pack from Universal Pictures’s 2 Guns. All you have to do is leave a caption for the following pic, and you’re in! I’ll pick the funniest caption one week from today, and that caption will win the prize pack. It’s that simple.

The prize pack includes:
• $100 Visa Gift Card to see the film
• T-Shirt
• Hat

2 Guns staring Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg, is in theaters now.

So without further ado, here’s the pic. Get captioning…

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Denzel Washington Making Guarantees Supercut http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/denzel-washington-making-guarantees-supercut/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/denzel-washington-making-guarantees-supercut/#comments Wed, 31 Jul 2013 16:21:41 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=256206 All of his performances are the same. He's the Nickelback of actors.

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Further proof that Denzel Washington movies are interchangeable. He’s the Nickelback of actors.

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’2 Guns’ Trailer: Mark Wahlberg & Denzel Washington Finally Get Around To Doing A Movie Together http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/2-guns-trailer-mark-wahlberg-denzel-washington-finally-get-around-to-doing-a-movie-together/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/2-guns-trailer-mark-wahlberg-denzel-washington-finally-get-around-to-doing-a-movie-together/#comments Fri, 29 Mar 2013 21:23:16 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=254191 I'm getting too old for this sh*t.

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So, all of a sudden there’s a trailer for a Mark Wahlberg/Denzel Washington action-comedy that nobody knew existed called 2 Guns. The poorly-titled film stars Wahlberg and Washington as a Naval Intelligence officer and a DEA agent respectively working undercover to steal money from the mob. However, neither realize the other is an undercover agent so they rationally try to kill one another until they’re forced to team up and talk smack to one another and roll around and wrestle and stuff and argue over whom will do the driving. It’s exactly what you’d expect from a film about guys trying not to be violently murdered by Edward James Olmos.

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Denzel Washington And Nicolas Winding Refn Now Going To Do ‘The Equalizer’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/denzel-washington-and-nicolas-winding-refn-now-going-to-do-the-equalizer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/denzel-washington-and-nicolas-winding-refn-now-going-to-do-the-equalizer/#comments Fri, 07 Dec 2012 21:59:43 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=252335 This makes more sense.

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When there was news that Paul Haggis and Russell Crowe were teaming up for a big-screen adaptation of The Equalizer, I was all like “Wait, what?” Now rumor has it that Denzel Washington is stepping in which makes total sense.

The real story however is that Nicolas Winding Refn is ready to cash in on his Drive accolades and helm this movie about Denzel driving around and shooting people. It’s just early talks at this point so no word on whether or not Denzel’s jacket will be really cool or not. (Coming Soon)

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Budweiser Too Good For Drunken Pilots All Of A Sudden http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/budweiser-too-good-for-drunken-pilots-all-of-a-sudden/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/budweiser-too-good-for-drunken-pilots-all-of-a-sudden/#comments Tue, 06 Nov 2012 20:19:11 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=251870 Way to betray your fanbase, Budweiser.

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Much like a stumbling, sh*t-wrecked frat boy wobbling on his feet as the bars let out, Anheuser-Busch usually isn’t too choosey about who they’ll be seen with. However, after seeing their product in a sober viewing of Robert Zemeckis‘s Flight this past weekend, the goose piss manufacturer replied, “Whoa! Dude, not cool!”

Flight centers around Denzel Washington’s alcoholic airliner pilot who flies better when he’s had a few, which allows him to safely land an otherwise doomed flight. Anheuser-Busch is taking exception with a scene that features Capt. Chugsburp enjoying a cold, frosty Budweiser while driving his car, and has asked Paramount to remove their logo from the film. It’s still totally okay to feed Bud to dogs and have horses blow farts in the faces of naggy women*. Those moving images are completely acceptable to Anheuser-Busch. (THR)

 

* because naggy women are whores, you see.

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Safe House http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/films/safe-house/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/films/safe-house/#comments Sat, 14 Jan 2012 19:43:42 +0000 Screen Junkies http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=243505 Director: Daniel Espinosa Cast: Denzel Washington, Ryan Reynolds, Robert Patrick Synopsis: A young CIA agent is tasked with looking after a fugitive in a safe house. But when the safe house is attacked,...

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Director: Daniel Espinosa

Cast: Denzel Washington, Ryan Reynolds, Robert Patrick

Synopsis: A young CIA agent is tasked with looking after a fugitive in a safe house. But when the safe house is attacked, he finds himself on the run with his charge.

Release Date: February 10, 2012

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The Odds On Who Will Play Michael Jackson In His Inevitable Biopic http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/the-odds-on-who-will-play-michael-jackson-in-his-inevitable-biopic/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/the-odds-on-who-will-play-michael-jackson-in-his-inevitable-biopic/#comments Thu, 17 Nov 2011 21:41:47 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=236920 I think there is a better chance of reanimating Michael to play himself than getting any of these guys hired.

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As one could have just assumed, news is circulating that a Michael Jackson biopic is in the works, with Jackson’s estate negotiating with Ivan Reitman’s production company over the rights to his life story.

Knowing how the Jackson clan operates, it’s likely that these talks could take a while. But that hasn’t stopped Irish bookmaking firm Paddypower.com from setting odds on who they think will play the once-black entertainer. Of course, the menu of choices that the site presents is batshit insane, with Johnny Depp and Zac Efron the odds-on favorites. Would anyone really bet a dollar to make four that Johnny Depp will play Michael Jackson in the Michael Jackson biopic?

Of course, the site has no idea who will play Jackson, nor does anyone else, so these odds exist solely to screw people out of their money. That said, it’s a pretty slow news day, and I feel like making fun of something, so let’s examine some of the contenders.

4/1 Johnny Depp

I guess they both have long hair. Johnny Depp has a skinny face, and a penchant for burying himself in makeup, but I just see him as too terribly “different” than MJ for this to make any sense. Of course, if there’s a big project on the horizon, it’s always a safe bet to include Depp’s name in the discussions, but not at these odds.

If Tim Burton’s name gets mentioned, these odds flip to ¼.

9/2 Zac Efron

WHY? Why would Zac Efron even be on this list? Because he’s a living, breathing actor? That’s pretty much the only reason he would be included. Charlie St. Cloud danced in that High School Musical series, but that’s a far cry from playing the King of Pop in a biopic. Also, this seems a good time to bring up that I would love to see any of these adult actors play young, black Michael. Especially if the actor is white. I would love to see Zac in blackface and an afro wig singing “Rockin’ Robin.” I can actually hear NAACP execs snapping pencils as I think about it.

6/1 Usher

He dances as well as Michael, but he looks absolutely nothing like him. And considering his best acting credit so far is as the DJ in She’s All That, we should probably keep moving.

6/1 Jaden Smith

Or Willow. I don’t really know what the difference is anyway. I mean, the best way to demonstrate the path that a damage adult (Jackson) went down is to portray them with a damaged child actor on the same path (either Smith tot). Will Smith could play Joe Jackson, which sort of makes sense. This choice is my odds-on favorite, but far from my personal fave.

8/1 Will Smith

No. Just imagine this for a second. Then stop imagining it because you will laugh too hard and hurt yourself. Well, maybe. It is the new millennium. Excuse me. Willenium.

8/1 Jamie Foxx

He was a good fit for Ray. He’s a bad fit for Michael. Can someone please tell this Irish bookie that not all black people look the same?

10/1 Andre 3000

Personal fave. Right here. I think I could watch Andre 3000 mow the lawn for 120 minutes and be entertained. He can sing, he can dance, he can sort of act, and he looks like a Jackson more than anyone else on this list. Plus, he would probably toss a song or two on the soundtrack, possibly an MJ cover, and that would be amazeballs.

12/1 Justin Timberlake

Just Timberlake can sing and dance but is white. Also, he’s big fan of Michael’s, so I doubt that he’ll be eager to take on this role.

12/1 Randy Jackson

Nope. Randy Jackson weighs like 460 pounds, Dawg.

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Robert Zemeckis To Make Denzel A Heroic Pilot In ‘Flight’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/robert-zemeckis-to-make-denzel-a-heroic-pilot-in-flight/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/robert-zemeckis-to-make-denzel-a-heroic-pilot-in-flight/#comments Fri, 09 Sep 2011 21:33:44 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=227833 If I see so much as one mo-cap pingpong ball within fifteen feet of Denzel, so help me God, I'm burning down that set.

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Denzel Washington knows dignified, and in the upcoming Flight, he’ll have Forrest Gump director Robert Zemeckis ensuring that he comes across as nothing less than a dignified heroic pilot. Zemeckis jettisoned Replay, a film he was attached to, in order to lock this one down, so it’s a safe assumption he’s pretty excited about Flight.

I mean, it would hard to be an undignified heroic pilot, but it’s possible if you had a mustard stain on your uniform or something. Anyway, if Zemeckis gave Gump dignity, than Denzel as a hero pilot shouldn’t be too hard.

You know what? It’s Friday afternoon. Let’s have the press release do the heavy lifting for this piece:

Written by John Gatins (“Dreamer: Inspired By a True Story,” “Real Steel”), FLIGHT tells the redemption story of “Whip” (Washington), a commercial airline pilot who pulls off a heroic feat of flying in a damaged plane, saving 98 lives on a flight carrying 106 people. While the world begs to embrace him as a true American Hero, the everyman struggles with this label as he is forced to hold up to the scrutiny of an investigation that brings into question his behavior the night before the doomed flight.

There ya go. Have a good weekend.

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Will Smith Wants Denzel For The Denzel Role In Hurricane Katrina Drama http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/will-smith-wants-denzel-for-the-denzel-role-in-hurricane-katrina-drama/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/will-smith-wants-denzel-for-the-denzel-role-in-hurricane-katrina-drama/#comments Wed, 29 Jun 2011 15:17:42 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=218353 Smith passes up the Oscar bait in favor of working with M. Night Shyamalan. Cuckoo.

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Denzel Washington will be the lead in Will Smith‘s Hurricane Katrina drama the American Can. Will Smith has demanded it. Well, Washington hasn’t signed on or anything, but WILL SMITH HAS DEMANDED IT.

The role that Washington is up for is that of John Keller, an ex-Marine who wards off looters with the residents on the American Can apartment complex after Hurricane Katrina struck New Orleans. After two days of struggle, Keller was able to bring help and save the lives of dozens of the building’s tenants. Wow. That is the most Denzel role to ever have Denzeled.

Originally, Smith was planning to star with The Blind Side‘s John Lee Hancock handling script and direction, but will now only sign on in a producer capacity as his obligations to star with his son Jaden in M. Night Shyamalan‘s One Thousand A.E. have tied up his schedule. I know that good parents are willing to do anything for their children, but M. Night Shyamalan movies? Jaden had better hook his dad up on Father’s Day. (Vulture)

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Denzel Won’t Have To Wear A Ping Pong Ball Suit To Work With Zemeckis http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/denzel-washington-wont-have-to-wear-a-ping-pong-ball-suit-to-work-with-robert-zemeckis/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/denzel-washington-wont-have-to-wear-a-ping-pong-ball-suit-to-work-with-robert-zemeckis/#comments Sun, 05 Jun 2011 17:04:08 +0000 Joseph Gibson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=214837 He might have to get a bit drunk though.

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A while back it was reported that Robert Zemeckis, prince of the dead-eyed motion capture technology, was actually working on a movie about a (secretly drunk) heroic pilot called Flight. Now it’s being reported that the movie is on track to begin shooting in the fall, with Denzel Washington attached to star.

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This project definitely makes sense for both men, with Washington specializing in conflicted and dark heroes, and Zemeckis being a registered pilot. This will be his first live-action movie since 2000′s Cast Away, which as you probably remember also deals with the exciting world of danger on board an airplane. (LA Times)

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Vera Farmiga Handling Ryan Reynolds In ‘Safe House’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/vera-farmiga-handling-ryan-reynolds-in-safe-house/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/vera-farmiga-handling-ryan-reynolds-in-safe-house/#comments Mon, 25 Apr 2011 18:14:56 +0000 Joseph Gibson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=208908 She's a spy!

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The upcoming spy thriller Safe House is already in production, but that doesn’t mean new names can’t be added to the cast – even ones that are hard to spell. So it is with Vera Farmiga, who has signed on as the handler to the character played by Ryan Reynolds, “a young agent assigned to escort a dangerous criminal to safety after they are attacked at a safe house.”

She’s joining Denzel Washington, Brendan Gleeson, Sam Shepard, Robert Patrick and Liam Cunningham in the Daniel Espinosa-directed movie. She did a pretty good job playing a kind-of-similar character in Source Code, and has made a bit of a niche for herself playing professional, attractive women in thrillers like The Departed. So, good casting, Hollywood casting people! This is why they pay you the big bucks. (Deadline)

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Tim Dowling To Settle Who’s Smoother: Denzel Or Will http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/tim-dowling-to-settle-whos-smoother-denzel-or-will/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/tim-dowling-to-settle-whos-smoother-denzel-or-will/#comments Thu, 24 Mar 2011 20:39:46 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=203476 There can be only one.

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All the terrible pieces are coming together. Will Smith’s long-stalled remake of Uptown Saturday Night looks to be gearing up to be so, so meh. Just Go With It writer Tim Dowling has been hired to update the script for Fred Claus director David Dobkin.

Though the plot of the remake will likely be updated as to not include ridiculous hats, the original follows Bill Cosby and Sidney Poitier as two estranged friends who go on a quest to find a lost winning lottery ticket.

The project has been in the works with Overbrook Entertainment since 2002 with the belief that it will eventually star Will Smith and Denzel Washington. Given this casting, might I suggest that instead of a lost lottery ticket the duo needs to stop a runaway nuclear train before it prevents Kevin James from finding the love of his life? I can’t?? Oh, okay then. (Variety)

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9 Movie Lawyers We’d Want Defending Us http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/9-movie-lawyers-wed-want-defending-us/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/9-movie-lawyers-wed-want-defending-us/#comments Tue, 15 Mar 2011 20:34:48 +0000 Jame Gumb http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=201740 We definitely want the following nine movie lawyers on our side if we ever end up in a court room.

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What do you call a thousand lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

As the quote from Philadelphia shows, Hollywood has a love-hate relationship with lawyers. Time after time, filmmakers depict lawyers as money-grubbing parasites who are more interested getting a pay check than seeing justice served. But at the same time, there are countless films that depict lawyers as champions of the underdog, defending the poor and weak in the face of overwhelming odds. Still others, like The Lincoln Lawyer, fall in the middle, and show the complex nature of a job where people are often asked to chose between what’s right and what’s legal. Regardless of what side of the fence they fall, we definitely want the following nine movie lawyers on our side if we ever end up in a court room. (Spoilers Ahead)

Joe Miller – Philadelphia

When it comes to people you don’t want to sue, a high-profile law firm is probably at the top of the list. So when lawyer Andrew Beckett seeks to sue his former firm for discrimination, he has a hard time finding someone who will take the case. Despite his initial reluctance, Joe Miller (Denzel Washington) agrees to take Beckett on as a client, and manages to beat the prestigious law firm at its own game.

Wild Things – Ken Bowden

When two students falsely accuse high-school guidance counselor Sam Lombardo of rape, he soon finds himself out of a job and facing jail time. To make matters worse, one of the girls comes from a very powerful family, which makes finding a reputable lawyer difficult. But who needs reputable when you’ve got Ken Bowden (Bill Murray). This sleazy ambulance chaser takes on the case, and actually manages to clear his client’s name. Of course, it was all a setup from start to finish, but at the end of the day, Bowden is one of the last men standing. You have to respect that.

Alan Dershowitz – Reversal of Fortune

The nice thing about Alan Dershowitz is he’s a real lawyer. This Harvard Law professor wrote the book on which the film is based. It tells the story of the trial of Claus von Bülow, who was accused of attempting to murder his wife. Dershowitz also went on to help with OJ Simpson’s defense. So if anyone out there is thinking of murdering their wife, you know who to call. Bring money.

Frank Galvin – The Verdict

Frank Galvin is ambulance chasing lawyer who lost a promising career because of his alcoholism. When a friend sets him up with a slam-dunk case that is sure to settle out of court, he has a change of heart, and decides to see the case though and no take the payout. Despite the odds, and the wishes of everyone involved, he manages to win the case. His clients are awarded a sum far in excess of what they would have received in the settlement, while Frank wins his redemption.

Vinny Gambini – My Cousin Vinnie

On paper, Vinny Gambini (Joe Pesci) isn’t exactly what you’d look for in a defense attorney, especially if you were being charged with murder. But that just goes to show you can’t judge a book by its cover (or by its five failed attempts to pass the bar exam). Despite the fact that he has no experience in criminal court, Gambini manages to win a not guilty verdict for his clients based mainly on his girlfriend’s knowledge of cars and his personal experience with cooked grits. That’s what I call impressive.

Elle Woods – Legally Blonde

Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon) is a vapid socialite who is more worried about her accessories than the inner workings of the legal system. But when her boyfriend leaves her because he can’t take her seriously, she applies to law school in order to prove him wrong. To be honest, I’m not sure I’d actually hire her as an attorney. But I’ve always wanted to bang Reese Witherspoon), so she made the list.

Fletcher Reede – Liar Liar

Defense attorneys lie. There’s no other way to say it. It’s there job to defend a client, even if they are guilty. So, imagine how difficult it would be for a defense attorney who couldn’t tell a lie. Fletcher Reede (Jim Carrey) learned that the hard way in Liar Liar. When his son’s birthday wish comes true, Reede finds himself unable to tell the slightest fib, yet, he somehow manages to win the case. Now that’s some top-notch lawyering.

Tom Hagen – The Godfather II

If you’re going to run a crime family, you better have a good lawyer. The Corleone family has the best. Tom Hagen acts as the family’s consigliere, attending to any legal or political issues that arise. How good is he? After intimidating a witness (via his brother) into not testifying at a congressional hearing, he has the stones to demand an apology. Nice.

Atticus Finch – To Kill a Mocking Bird

When it comes to movie lawyers, Atticus Finch (Gregory Peck) is the character by which all others are measured. In fact, Peck’s portrayal is so moving, that you might actually forget he didn’t win the case. Even so, if your life was on the line, you’d be lucky to have a lawyer like this on your side.

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See Your Favorite Stars Standing Around In Set Photos From ‘Safe House’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/see-your-favorite-stars-standing-around-in-set-photos-from-safe-house/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/see-your-favorite-stars-standing-around-in-set-photos-from-safe-house/#comments Tue, 08 Mar 2011 18:39:22 +0000 Joseph Gibson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Gallery&p=102808 They definitely look "safe," alright.

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The upcoming CIA thriller Safe House promises action, suspense, intrigue, and Denzel Washington looking like a crazy person. Unfortunately, these set photos from the movie only have one of those things, unless a picture of Ryan Reynolds on a motorcycle counts as “action.” The movie, which is set to come out in early 2012, is about the character played by Ryan Reynolds,  “Matt Weston, a CIA agent, who must escort rogue ex-agent Tobin Frost, played by Washington, to safety after assassins destroyed their original safe house.” Anyway, check out the photos, but only if you’re in a safe, secure location unknown by enemy agents. (via Latino Review)

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Fares Fares Will Have His Name In Lights http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/fares-fares-will-have-his-name-in-lights/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/fares-fares-will-have-his-name-in-lights/#comments Thu, 10 Feb 2011 20:39:06 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=26198 Man, how many bad guys are in Safe House? And how do they all know the location of this Safe House?

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Man, do all the bad guys know about this Safe House? Just the other day, the T-1000 and some other movie bad guy types signed on to threaten Denzel Washington‘s personal safety. Today, Snabba Cash actor and hilarious name-haver Fares Fares is re-teaming with director Daniel Espinosa for his English-language debut.

Fares will play an assassin hired to take out  Washington and any Ryan Reynoldses that try to get in his way. Fares had better hope he has the cunning required to pull off the mission. The ragtag team of Reynolds and Washington may not look like much, but when they can put their differences aside, that young agent and that experienced old timer might just have what it takes to see the end credits. (Latino Review)

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T-1000 And Friends Invade Denzel Washington’s ‘Safe House’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/t-1000-and-friends-invade-denzel-washingtons-safe-house/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/t-1000-and-friends-invade-denzel-washingtons-safe-house/#comments Wed, 09 Feb 2011 07:42:37 +0000 Geoffrey Golden http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=25762 There ain't no party like a 'Safe House' party, and look who's invited to the film: Robert Patrick, Brendan Gleeson, Liam Cunningham and Sam Shepard.

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There ain’t no party like a Safe House party, and when you throw a Safe House party, you need a whole bunch of somewhat well-known actors. That’s why Robert Patrick (Terminator 2: Judgment Day), Brendan Gleeson (the Harry Potter movies), Liam Cunningham (Clash of the Titans) and Sam Shepard (Black Hawk Down) are joining the cast of the new Denzel Washington thriller Safe House. The film is directed by Daniel Espinosa, who directed The Fighter, but not that The Fighter – a different The Fighter.

In the movie, Ryan Reynolds plays a CIA agent who needs to protect criminal Denzel Washington from assassins, after Reynold’s safe house is compromised. Will Ryan Reynolds‘ character secretly turn out to be a superhero, like all the other roles he’s been playing lately? We can only hope the Green Lantern shows up, so Hal Jordan and Alastor Moody can team up to fight T-1000. If that’s what’s gonna happen, I’ll be there opening night. (TheWrap)

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Ryan Reynolds Gets A Girlfriend http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/ryan-reynolds-gets-a-girlfriend/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/ryan-reynolds-gets-a-girlfriend/#comments Wed, 19 Jan 2011 16:21:17 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=18791 French It Girl Nora Arnezeder has signed on to play Ryan Reynolds's girlfriend in 'Safe House.' Not only that but a certain Hollywood heavyweight may join as well.

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Ryan Reynolds is doing just fine. Professionally at the very least. French It Girl Nora Arnezeder has signed on to play his girlfriend in Safe House. Not only does he have this new ladylove, but he may also get a Jeff Bridges.

Arnezeder isn’t known on these shores but is taking France by storm after her performance as an amateur singer trying to save her beloved theater in Paris 36. Sounds like the French equivalent to Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo.

If the current rewrite works out, the producers will approach Jeff Bridges to play a Deputy Vice Director at the FBI. Possibly one with a secret hippie past? (Latino Review)

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Review: Unstoppable http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-review/review-unstoppable/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-review/review-unstoppable/#comments Fri, 12 Nov 2010 16:25:51 +0000 Fred Topel http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=8041 Obviously Unstoppable is Speed on a train, but it’s about 15 years too late for that comparison. Maybe now it’s more like The Fast and the Furious on a train. It certainly is the fastest, most furious movie of the year.

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Obviously Unstoppable is Speed on a train, but it’s about 15 years too late for that comparison. Maybe now it’s more like The Fast and the Furious on a train. It certainly is the fastest, most furious movie of the year.

For a while the film feels very serious, emphasizing the deadliness of the runaway train. That’s a valid point of view for a disaster movie, but you still kind of want to see the fun train crash adventure Unstoppable actually get to have it both ways. You feel really anxious about public safety and deadly consequences. Then it switches into pure hero mode with Frank and Will sticking it to the evil corporate suits who just want to protect their stock value.

There’s union talk that speaks to the current economic crisis. Does young hotshot Will Colson (Chris Pine) have what it takes to ride with veteran conductor Frank Barnes (Denzel Washington)? Even as a train conductor, Washington can’t not be in charge.  Meanwhile, yard master Connie (Rosario Dawson) tracks the slowly escalating “coaster” situation.

The film really builds to a fu fast and furious thrill ride.  Every attempt to stop the train is exciting and you appreciate how the script tries every possible permutation of suspense. Mark Bomback knows how to build the action of the premise. There are plenty of railroad crossing incidents.  It looks like these are real crashes, old school practical stunts with glorious destruction.

Every suspense scene builds expertly. Even the first one where the train loses control, when we know that’s what the movie is about, still makes you antsy, hoping lazy conductor Dewey (Ethan Suplee) can catch it. Judging by the trailer and the cast list, I don’t think a supporting character is going to prevent the disaster 20 minutes in, but darned if I wasn’t thinking, “Come on, come on…”

The style is pretty restrained for Tony Scott. The film actually looks clear so you can see what’s happening. There’s only a little shaky cam, but all the sweeping, flying cameras over the train make up for it. Cutting in news camera footage makes sense and is actually effective.

Unstoppable is my kind of movie. Just give me a clear premise and show me everything that could possibly happen in that situation. I prefer the more fun, outrageous attitude but I think they’re going to get both audiences on this: the serious drama crowd and the crazy action crowd.

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Denzel Washington Does His Denzel Washington Impression http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/denzel-washington-does-his-denzel-washington-impression/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/denzel-washington-does-his-denzel-washington-impression/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 "Saturday Night Live’s" new cast member Jay Pharoah does an impeccable Denzel Washington. He did a sketch about Washington working retail as research for a part, and Pharoah totally captured Washington’s sound, his cadence, his laugh. Washington heard about that a lot as he spoke to reporters about his new movie, Unstoppable. The thing is, when I asked him if he heard the impression, he kind of started doing the impression back to me. He’s in a press conference with costars Rosario Dawson and Tony Scott. From the opening laughter to the way he turns the question around on me and tries to prod me, that’s exactly how Pharoah played it. After the jump, take a listen to an audio clip of Washington sounding very much like the "SNL" version of Denzel Washington.

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"Saturday Night Live’s" new cast member Jay Pharoah does an impeccable Denzel Washington. He did a sketch about Washington working retail as research for a part, and Pharoah totally captured Washington’s sound, his cadence, his laugh. Washington heard about that a lot as he spoke to reporters about his new movie, Unstoppable.

The thing is, when I asked him if he heard the impression, he kind of started doing the impression back to me. He’s in a press conference with costars Rosario Dawson and Tony Scott. From the opening laughter to the way he turns the question around on me and tries to prod me, that’s exactly how Pharoah played it.

After the jump, take a listen to an audio clip of Washington sounding very much like the "SNL" version of Denzel Washington.

 


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Here’s the "SNL" sketch.

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Exclusive Clip: Denzel Gets Chris Pine On Board In ‘Unstoppable’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/exclusive-clip-denzel-gets-chris-pine-on-board-in-unstoppable/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/exclusive-clip-denzel-gets-chris-pine-on-board-in-unstoppable/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 In this exclusive clip from Tony Scott's Unstoppable, Denzel Washington tries to enlist Chris Pine's help in an attempt stop a runaway train carrying a cargo of toxic chemicals. Obviously some heavy convincing is necessary. Most people don't want to go to head with the equivilant of a nuclear missile. Check out the clip after the jump. Unstoppable crashes into theaters November 14th.

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In this exclusive clip from Tony Scott‘s Unstoppable, Denzel Washington tries to enlist Chris Pine‘s help in an attempt stop a runaway train carrying a cargo of toxic chemicals. Obviously some heavy convincing is necessary. Most people don’t want to go to head with the equivilant of a nuclear missile.

Check out the clip after the jump. Unstoppable crashes into theaters November 14th.

 


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Ryan Reynolds Gets First Bunk in Denzel’s ‘Safe House’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/ryan-reynolds-gets-first-bunk-in-denzels-safe-house/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/ryan-reynolds-gets-first-bunk-in-denzels-safe-house/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Trippy. It seems Ryan Reynolds's washboard abs are nabbing all the juicy roles these days. Green Lantern himself has emerged as the front runner to play opposite Denzel Washington in Safe House. Washington signed on a few weeks ago as the film's villain, and Reynolds would be the hero, "a young CIA agent who must transport a dangerous criminal to safety after both are attacked at a safe house." Some very talented young actors have been vying for the role, including Shia LeBeouf, Taylor Kitsch, Chris Pine, Sam Worthington, Garrett Hedlund, Zac Efron, Channing Tatum, Chris Hemsworth, and Jake Gyllenhaal. No final decision has been made, so we can't give Reynolds the crown just yet. I have it on good authority that Universal Studios will be closing down the gym at a local YMCA to award the role. All of the actors will be filed in and a broken pool cue dropped in the middle of them. My money's still on Deadpool. (Deadline)

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Trippy.

It seems Ryan Reynolds’s washboard abs are nabbing all the juicy roles these days. Green Lantern himself has emerged as the front runner to play opposite Denzel Washington in Safe House. Washington signed on a few weeks ago as the film’s villain, and Reynolds would be the hero, "a young CIA agent who must transport a dangerous criminal to safety after both are attacked at a safe house."

Some very talented young actors have been vying for the role, including Shia LeBeouf, Taylor Kitsch, Chris Pine, Sam Worthington, Garrett Hedlund, Zac Efron, Channing Tatum, Chris Hemsworth, and Jake Gyllenhaal. No final decision has been made, so we can’t give Reynolds the crown just yet. I have it on good authority that Universal Studios will be closing down the gym at a local YMCA to award the role. All of the actors will be filed in and a broken pool cue dropped in the middle of them. My money’s still on Deadpool. (Deadline)

 

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Denzel in ‘Unstoppable’ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/denzel-in-unstoppable-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/denzel-in-unstoppable-trailer/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Denzel Washington and Tony Scott have a bigger fascination with trains than imaginative eight-year-old boys or fifty-year-old listless husbands. This time Chris Pine and Rosario Dawson board the duo's ride in the new trailer for Unstoppable. The film tells the story of an experienced engineer (Washington) who finds himself teaming up with a young conductor (Pine) in a race against time, with a runaway train carrying a cargo of toxic chemicals. Ageism and flash-frame-dissolve-cross-fade-smash-cuts are big themes. Oh Tony Scott, you shake that camera like you've got a bad case of palsy, and we love you for it.

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Denzel Washington and Tony Scott have a bigger fascination with trains than imaginative eight-year-old boys or fifty-year-old listless husbands. This time Chris Pine and Rosario Dawson board the duo’s ride in the new trailer for Unstoppable. The film tells the story of an experienced engineer (Washington) who finds himself teaming up with a young conductor (Pine) in a race against time, with a runaway train carrying a cargo of toxic chemicals. Ageism and flash-frame-dissolve-cross-fade-smash-cuts are big themes. Oh Tony Scott, you shake that camera like you’ve got a bad case of palsy, and we love you for it.

Unstoppable crashes into theaters November 14, 2010.

Check out the trailer below.


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Unstoppable http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/films/unstoppable/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/films/unstoppable/#comments Fri, 06 Aug 2010 15:49:32 +0000 Defy Media Director: Tony Scott Cast: Denzel Washington, Chris Pine, Rosario Dawson Synopsis: An experienced engineer finds himself teaming up with a young conductor in a race against time, with a runaway...

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Director: Tony Scott

Cast: Denzel Washington, Chris Pine, Rosario Dawson

Synopsis: An experienced engineer finds himself teaming up with a young conductor in a race against time, with a runaway train carrying a cargo of toxic chemicals.

Release Date: November 12, 2010

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Denzel Washington Running to ‘Safe House’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/denzel-washington-running-to-safe-house/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/denzel-washington-running-to-safe-house/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Birdie.Denzel Washington is in talks to star in Safe House, an original spy thriller set in South Africa, but let's not make this a racial thing. The script, written by David Guggenheim, "follows a young U.S. intelligence agent who must go on the run with a newly arrived prisoner (Denzel’s potential role) after his titular safe house comes under attack — think of a mix between Collateral and Three Days of the Condor." Sounds more like a mix between Bulletproof and Spy Hard. Guggenheim sparked a bidding war with the script this past winter.A spy thriller wouldn't be my next project choice for Denzel, but I don't commission 10% of his salary to tell him what sets to show up on. The overall concept for Safe House seems stale though, and I can't understand why studios would clamor over one another to secure it. Maybe Denzel knows something I don't. Like where I put my car keys. I gotta get out of this trunk before the sun sets. The desert gets chilly at night. (Vulture)

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Birdie.

Denzel Washington is in talks to star in Safe House, an original spy thriller set in South Africa, but let’s not make this a racial thing. The script, written by David Guggenheim, "follows a young U.S. intelligence agent who must go on the run with a newly arrived prisoner (Denzel’s potential role) after his titular safe house comes under attack — think of a mix between Collateral and Three Days of the Condor." Sounds more like a mix between Bulletproof and Spy Hard. Guggenheim sparked a bidding war with the script this past winter.

A spy thriller wouldn’t be my next project choice for Denzel, but I don’t commission 10% of his salary to tell him what sets to show up on. The overall concept for Safe House seems stale though, and I can’t understand why studios would clamor over one another to secure it. Maybe Denzel knows something I don’t. Like where I put my car keys. I gotta get out of this trunk before the sun sets. The desert gets chilly at night. (Vulture)

 

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Watch Denzel Kick Some Ass in ‘Book of Eli’ Fight Training Video http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/watch-denzel-kick-some-ass-in-book-of-eli-fight-training-video/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/watch-denzel-kick-some-ass-in-book-of-eli-fight-training-video/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 To make the hardcore fight sequences in The Book of Eli look as realistic and kick-ass as possible, Denzel Washington worked with famed fight choreographer Jeff Imada. Jeff also worked on a little fighting movie called Fight Club. He did Fight Club, people. The movie about fighting! Suffice it to say The Book of Eli will garner some amazing fight sequences, and Denzel takes them on all by himself. When you absolutely positively have to kill every motherf*cker in the room, accept no substitutions.  Check out the fight training video after the jump. The Book of Eli resurrects itself in theaters January 15th, 2010. 

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To make the hardcore fight sequences in The Book of Eli look as realistic and kick-ass as possible, Denzel Washington worked with famed fight choreographer Jeff Imada. Jeff also worked on a littl fighting movie called Fight Club. He did Fight Club, people. The movie about fighting! Suffice it to say The Book of Eli will garner some amazing fight sequences, and Denzel takes them on all by himself. When you absolutely positively have to kill every motherf*cker in the room, accept no substitutions. 

Check out the fight training video after the jump. The Book of Eli resurrects itself in theaters January 15th, 2010

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McLOVIN’ & COMMON IN ‘TRAINING DAY’ CINEMASH http://www.screenjunkies.com/general/mclovin-common-in-training-day-cinemash/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/general/mclovin-common-in-training-day-cinemash/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 I don't know what's funnier: Common's awkward foray into postmodern comedy or Christopher Mintz-Plasse looking like he's about to squirt poop his tighty whities while delivering Denzel Washington's Oscar-winning "King Kong aint' got sh*t on me" speech to a bunch of legitimately street looking black dudes.  Either way, this video was worth five minutes of my time.  Then again, I run a movie and TV website. Pretty much anything is worth my time. [via CineMash]King Kong Ain't Got Sh*t on 'Deez Links! Karli Madeline Is Flossin' (Gorillamask) If Michael Vick Had A Comic Book (Holytaco) James McAvoy Diagnosed With Fictitious Cancer (Filmdrunk) Pitbull Displays Violent Love (Manofest) Bruce Lee Bobblehead Has Got The Moves (Walyou) Dr. House Wrote A Spy Thriller Novel (Pajiba) 6 Animals That Can Get You High (Cracked) The Mad Hot Women Of Mad Men (Coedmagazine) Obama Is Bipolar (Sickpigs) The Hottest College Girls In America (Maxim) Naomi Campbell May Or May Not Have A Penis (Celebjihad) Which Light Beer Makes You The Least Like A Pussy (Mademan) Randy Couture Has Nothing Else To Prove (Cagepotato) Felicia Day Spanked With Jewel Encrusted Sword (Unreality) District 9 didn't show us How to Torture an Alien Properly.  This does. (Asylum) Keeping Tabs On Favre (Bustedcoverage) The Latest In Celebrity Look-Alikes (Uncoached) Kills Sorority Sisters With A Tire Iron (Theta Pi Must Die Game) A Boxing KO That's A Real Knockout (Regretful Morning) NCAA'S Respect Weekend Could Get No Respect (Moondogsports) Stuff Hipsters HATE (Heeb Magazine) Cracking American English (Atomfilms) Fan-Made Tron Legacy Poster (Filmofilia)

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I don’t know what’s funnier: Common‘s awkward foray into postmodern comedy or Christopher Mintz-Plasse looking like he’s about to squirt poop his tighty whities while delivering Denzel Washington’s Oscar-winning "King Kong aint’ got sh*t on me" speech to a bunch of legitimately street looking black dudes.  Either way, this video was worth five minutes of my time.  Then again, I run a movie and TV website. Pretty much anything is worth my time. [via CineMash]

King Kong Ain’t Got Sh*t on ‘Deez Links!

Karli Madeline Is Flossin’ (Gorillamask)

If Michael Vick Had A Comic Book (Holytaco)

James McAvoy Diagnosed With Fictitious Cancer (Filmdrunk)

Pitbull Displays Violent Love (Manofest)

Bruce Lee Bobblehead Has Got The Moves (Walyou)

Dr. House Wrote A Spy Thriller Novel (Pajiba)

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Obama Is Bipolar (Sickpigs)

The Hottest College Girls In America (Maxim)

Naomi Campbell May Or May Not Have A Penis (Celebjihad)

Which Light Beer Makes You The Least Like A Pussy (Mademan)

Randy Couture Has Nothing Else To Prove (Cagepotato)

Felicia Day Spanked With Jewel Encrusted Sword (Unreality)

District 9 didn’t show us How to Torture an Alien Properly.  This does. (Asylum)

Keeping Tabs On Favre (Bustedcoverage)

The Latest In Celebrity Look-Alikes (Uncoached)

Kills Sorority Sisters With A Tire Iron (Theta Pi Must Die Game)

A Boxing KO That’s A Real Knockout (Regretful Morning)

NCAA’S Respect Weekend Could Get No Respect (Moondogsports)

Stuff Hipsters HATE (Heeb Magazine)

Cracking American English (Atomfilms)

Fan-Mad Tron Legacy Poster (Filmofilia)

 

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The Book of Eli http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/films/the-book-of-eli-2/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/films/the-book-of-eli-2/#comments Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:18:30 +0000 Reza F. Director: Albert and Allen HughesCast: Denzel Washington, Gary Oldman, Mila KunisSynopsis: A post-apocalyptic tale, in which a lone man fights his way across America in order to protect a sacred book that holds the secrets to saving humankind.

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Director: Albert and Allen Hughes

Cast: Denzel Washington, Gary Oldman, Mila Kunis

Synopsis: A post-apocalyptic tale, in which a lone man fights his way across America in order to protect a sacred book that holds the secrets to saving humankind.

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