Over three installments, the Expendables action series has featured an army of Hollywood’s most iconic tough guys. And as you can imagine, some of these dudes have been notoriously lucky with the ladies.
How can only one of them be topless? What kind of god would allow this?
What America wants to know is: Does she have any left?
I’ve been Tweeting all day. Take me to the hospital!
Ashton will retain sole custody of his spotty facial hair.
There’s nothing marginal about her.
If you complain about an unclear plot, you’re not focusing enough on the kicking.
There is maybe nothing worse than watching A-list celebrities awkwardly try (and fail) to raise awareness about child sex trafficking through deadpan humor.
It’s not really a detailing of the factors in the economic crisis. It’s more of a drama about the people dealing with it.