Somehow Sookie gets involved in all of this even though she insists she wants a quiet life of banging non-paranormal dudes. With all of these opposing forces at odds, season five looks like it just has to be seen. That and Jessica dresses like Sexy Red Riding Hood.

A word from Deborah: “I had to be ‘devirginized’ in front of a lot of people — that’s maybe not the most flattering or easy thing to portray!”

But that’s not all that’s coming to Bon Temps. We also see what we’ve all come to love about the show. Vampires trying to repair their image in the post-Russell Edgerton world, blood-covered sex, non-blood-covered sex, panther sex, shape-shifter sex, and strippers. Just like all the best Snoop Dogg videos. I never thought I’d say it, but I can’t hardly wait to watch all of this blood-covered sex with panthers. **screams “Hurry up!!” at Kittens Wearing Glasses wall calendar**

Director: Darren Lynn Bousman

Cast: Rebecca De Mornay, Jaime King, Brianna Evigan, Patrick Flueger, Deborah Ann Woll

Synopsis: The sadistic members of a villainous family return to their childhood home to terrorize the new home owners and their guests.

Release Date: April 1, 2011

Four young actresses are in the running to play opposite Casey Affleck in The F Word. Rebecca Hall, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Rose Byrne, Deborah Ann Woll are expected to camera test for the female lead in the quirky, romantic comedy that appeared on the 2008 Black List. It tells the story of a couple who would like to date, but decide to be friends instead while wrestling with their attraction to one another over a long period of time.

Personally, I think all of these actresses are perfect choices for the project and would like to see their careers take off. Sadly, there can be only one. It all depends on who tests best on-camera and freaks out the least when a naked Affleck crawls into her bed in the middle of the night. I think Rebecca Hall has a leg-up on this one. (Production Weekly via The Playlist)

Hot teen vampire worlds are about to collide. Twilight‘s Nikki Reed will be joined by "True Blood’s" blood-teary eyed Deborah Ann Woll in Aaron Harvey’s Catch .44. The fanged duo will join Malin Akerman to form a trio of gorgeous assassins who’s next mission may be their last when they’re pitted between Bruce Willis’s crime boss and Forest Whitaker‘s psychotic hitman. Something tells me he’s not a sharp-shooter. Just sayin’.

^{File photo: F. Whitaker}

Honestly though, why are hot girls always playing assassins in movies? In my experience the prettier the girl, the more likely they are to find some desperate nerd to garrote their marks. Or help them move. It depends on whether or not you were raised in Detroit. (Deadline)

_{Always go with the vampire.}

P.T Anderson’s untitled Scientology movie is looking for a daughter for Philip Seymour Hoffman‘s character, and none of the prospects are bearded or slovenly. According to Production Weekly, Amanda Seyfriend, Emma Stone, and "True Blood‘s" fiery redhead Deborah Ann Woll are all on P.T.’s casting shortlist, a list that I imagine is scrolled in ash or bodily fluid because why would he use boring ink.

PW also reported last week that Reese Witherspoon had been offered the role of the mom. I suppose if you add her genes to the mix, one of the above girls is a viable candidate, but we better at least see the occasional mustard stain to be convinced Hoffman is Papa. (ThePlaylist)