Screen Junkies » Daybreakers http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Mon, 11 Aug 2014 22:50:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 ‘Daybreakers’ Caption Contest Winners! http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/daybreakers-caption-contest-winners/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/daybreakers-caption-contest-winners/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 And the winners are..."How deep do you think I can get it before he wakes up?""How could we have dropped garlic into his body during the operation?""They told me we would be dissecting FROGS in this class...""Could be worse. You could be at the end of a human centipede.""I've never seen a hairlip like this before."The winners will receive Daybreakers on their choice of either Blu Ray or DVD.Thanks to everyone who posted on the Screen Junkies Facebook wall. You guys came up with some great/sick stuff. We're concerned about most of your mental conditions.Daybreakers is available on Blu Ray and DVD today.

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And the winners are…

"How deep do you think I can get it before he wakes up?"

"How could we have dropped garlic into his body during the operation?"

"They told me we would be dissecting FROGS in this class…"

"Could be worse. You could be at the end of a human centipede."

"I’ve never seen a hairlip like this before."

The winners will receive Daybreakers on their choice of either Blu Ray or DVD.

Thanks to everyone who posted on the Screen Junkies Facebook wall. You guys came up with some great/sick stuff. We’re concerned about most of your mental conditions.

Daybreakers is available on Blu Ray and DVD today.

 

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SJ Contest: Win ‘Daybreakers’ on Blu Ray or DVD! http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/sj-contest-win-daybreakers-on-blu-ray-or-dvd/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/sj-contest-win-daybreakers-on-blu-ray-or-dvd/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Daybreakers is available on Blu Ray and DVD tomorrow, and Screen Junkies is giving away 5 copies! In the film, Ethan Hawke plays a vampire scientist working on a substitute for human blood before the last drop is drained from the remaining humans. Sam Neill has glowing amber eyes and Willem Dafoe wields a crossbow. What more do you want?!All you have to do is post on the SJ Facebook fan page the funniest caption you can muster to accompany the still frame above.If you're not already awesome and a fan of Screen Junkies on Facebook then become one, post a caption, and you'll be entered to win. Click HERE to be whisked away to our Facebook page.Contest ends Wednesday at midnight and the winner will be announced via Facebook, Twitter and on the site.You can enter as many times as you like. Captions smeared in blood won't be accepted. Use your keyboards, people. 

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Daybreakers is available on Blu Ray and DVD tomorrow, and Screen Junkies is giving away 5 copies! In the film, Ethan Hawke plays a vampire scientist working on a substitute for human blood before the last drop is drained from the remaining humans. Sam Neill has glowing amber eyes and Willem Dafoe wields a crossbow. What more do you want?!

All you have to do is post on the SJ Facebook fan page the funniest caption you can muster to accompany the still frame above.

If you’re not already awesome and a fan of Screen Junkies on Facebook then become one, post a caption, and you’ll be entered to win. Click HERE to be whisked away to our Facebook page.

Contest ends Wednesday at midnight and the winner will be announced via Facebook, Twitter and on the site.

You can enter as many times as you like. Captions smeared in blood won’t be accepted. Use your keyboards, people. 

 

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‘Daybreakers’ Actress Isabel Lucas http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/daybreakers-actress-isabel-lucas/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/daybreakers-actress-isabel-lucas/#comments Thu, 07 Jan 2010 19:13:07 +0000 Defy Media Isabel Lucas was an Australian soap opera star who made her feature debut running away from robots with Shia LaBeouf in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. She can now be seen in Daybreakers, which opens this Friday, where her character hopefully does a lot of sucking.A word from Isabel: "I keep asking myself 'why am I so special?' I don't understand why I'm so blessed to be in this position.”Have you looked in a mirror lately, Isabel? You're hot! And you're accent gives me a warm, tingly feeling inside. I'd call that pretty damn special.Check out some more special pics of Isabel after the jump.

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Isabel Lucas was an Australian soap opera star who made her feature debut running away from robots with Shia LaBeouf in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. She can now be seen in Daybreakers, which opens this Friday, where her character hopefully does a lot of sucking.

A word from Isabel: I keep asking myself ‘why am I so special?’ I don’t understand why I’m so blessed to be in this position.

Have you looked in a mirror lately, Isabel? You’re hot! And you’re accent gives me a warm, tingly feeling inside. I’d call that pretty damn special.

Check out some more special pics of Isabel after the jump.

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10 Vampire Movie Fails http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/10-vampire-movie-fails/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/10-vampire-movie-fails/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Don't call me out on the grammar, Twihards. I didn't make the pic.

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Don’t call me out on the grammar, Twihards. I didn’t make the pic.

There’s no doubt that humanity has a overwhelming fascination with vampires, and Hollywood has taken advantage of this interest by churning out more vampire flicks than that Land O’Lakes chick churns out creamy spread. The latest one, Daybreakers, hits theaters this Friday, and I’m hoping against hope that it brings something new and unexpected to the genre. I dig the human blood bank premise and visuals from the trailer, and you can’t really go wrong giving Sam Neill amber, glowing eyes. With that said, there are plenty of ways to royally F-up the world of immortal bloodsuckers, and few movies have taken great pleasure in doing so. If Dracula had a look at these films he’d be eternally rolling over in his grave (crickets, someone farts). 

Once Bitten

I’m all for a good dose of 80′s cheese, but this film starring a fresh-faced Jim Carrey really pushes the boundaries. Whether she can help it or not, Lauren Hutton rocks the gap-toothed Madonna look, and the production design in her dungeon of horny vampire teenagers is plywood-tastic. Also, it’s not cool to convince a dude you’re going to go down on him only to turn him into a creature that has to sleep in your moldy basement. 

Gayracula

This one doesn’t need much explanation. It’s about a guy named Count Gaylord who stalks the streets of L.A. for the hunkiest victims to ever succumb to lust, as well as his enemy, the Marquis de Suede (okay, I’ll admit that’s an awesome name). Oh, and it’s a gay porn, not B-roll of Tom Cruise as Lestat.  

Vampire in Brooklyn

Wes Craven has NOT done it again! This movie is kind of like Gayracula in the sense that a horny vampire (Eddie Murphy) is stalking the streets for someone to sink his teeth, and more, in to. Only in this film he wants a partner of the opposite sex, and Craven isn’t intentionally trying to make you feel like you’re taking it from behind.

Love At First Bite

This film sees the perpetually-tanned George Hamilton don Dracula’s cape. Much like Vampire in Brooklyn (and 27.5647% of Eddie Murphy’s films), the famous vamp moves to New York City in search of a bride. He finds his intended but is thwarted by her boyfriend, Dr. Jeff Rosenberg. He’s the best vampire slayer/Lasik technician on the Upper East Side. And such a handsome dressah.

Bordello of Blood

If you ever want to provoke Dennis Miller into a fist fight, just bring up Bordello of Blood. He probably used his earnings to beef up his Chomsky and Zinn libraries but at what cost Dennis? At what cost?? Perverts, however, may enjoy viewing to see a pristine Angie Everheart chew up the men and the scenery. And by pristine, I mean before she let Joe Pesci climb all over her.

Van Helsing

Van Helsing is the most headache-inducing in Stephen Sommers‘ long line of juicy, crap burgers. Try to follow this logic, if you can. The Vatican sends Van Helsing to Transylvania to kill Dracula so that he can’t use Frankenstein’s monster to bring his undead children to life but along the way he finds out that only a werewolf can kill Dracula so Van Helsing becomes a werewolf and kills Dracula and is then issued a werewolf cure as he kills Kate Beckinsale who he later sees really big in the sky with her ancestry because killing Dracula has freed her family from Purgatory. Really, movie studio? A grown man came into your office and said those things and you gave him $160 million??? It would be a far more feasible plot device if the only way to kill Dracula would be to lick his a$$hole. But Gayracula already beat them to it.

John Carpenter’s Vampires

Decent premise, awful movie. In this John Carpenter bomb, a vengeful vampire slayer must retrieve an ancient Catholic relic that, should it be acquired by vampires, will allow them to endure sunlight. Otherwise their skin forms the qualities of their hunter, James Woods. Don’t think Carpenter didn’t know what he was doing when he cast this one. 

The Little Vampire

A lonely boy (the kid with Aspergers from Jerry Maguire) becomes best friends with a vampire. Mmmm hmmm. I’ve seen that Dateline before. If this weren’t a kids movie I’m pretty sure it would end in a forced viewing of Gayracula, an arrest, Stockholm Syndrome, a therapist, a jail house pen pal relationship, a shanking, tears, and a suicide. If it weren’t a kids movie. 

Dracula: Dead and Loving It

I’m a huge Mel Brooks fan, but this one simply will not do. I would have preferred Leslie Neilson playing Frank Drebin in this movie as opposed to Dracula. Sure, it wouldn’t have made any sense, but at least it would have been funny. O.J. could have made an appearance too, maybe as a murderer/Rennfield.  

The Twilight Saga

Hey Team Edward, Jacob, and Bella, gather round, I have something to tell you. Real vampires don’t sparkle. Please feel free to rip me a new asshole in the comments section.

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Fall in Love with New ‘Daybreakers’ Poster http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/fall-in-love-with-new-daybreakers-poster/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/fall-in-love-with-new-daybreakers-poster/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Sarah! Your date is here!!Point your hungry eyeballs toward the new Daybreakers poster and feed them its creepiness. Check out the trailer if you don't know about the film's society of vampires plot. But is it really practical to hang upside down while wearing a suit and tie? Gravity would cause them to flop down on your face. That proves it! Double Stick tape is a vampire's best friend.

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Sarah! Your date is here!!

Point your hungry eyeballs toward the new Daybreakers poster and feed them its creepiness. Check out the trailer if you don’t know about the film’s society of vampires plot. But is it really practical to hang upside down while wearing a suit and tie? Gravity would cause them to flop down on your face. That proves it! Double Stick tape is a vampire’s best friend.

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‘Daybreakers’ Trailer Has All the Elements of a Vampire Movie http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/daybreakers-trailer-has-all-the-elements-of-a-vampire-movie/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/daybreakers-trailer-has-all-the-elements-of-a-vampire-movie/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 In case you've been jonesing for a vampire movie, Daybreakers starring Ethan Hawke, Willem Defoe, and Sam Neill is here to satisfy your craving.  Oh, you're sick of vampires, you say?  Well they bring in sh*t buckets full of cash at the box office so you're going to have to deal.  At least the one's in this movie don't sweat glitter, or seep diamond dust. I don't know what the actual cause is of the sparkly vamps in Twilight, but I do know it's fruity.  The premise for Daybreaks goes as such: In the year 2019, vampires are now the dominant species on the planet with the remaining humans being farmed for blood.  But with the remaining blood supply dwindling, a vampire scientist (Ethan Hawke) finds himself siding with the human resistance. Sounds like another social commentary to me. Isn't it about time the world except homosexuals (vampires)? Daybreakers opens January 8th, 2010. Check out the trailer after the jump.

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In case you’ve been jonesing for a vampire movie, Daybreakers starring Ethan Hawke, Willem Defoe, and Sam Neill is here to satisfy your craving.  Oh, you’re sick of vampires, you say?  Well they bring in sh*t buckets full of cash at the box office so you’re going to have to deal.  At least the one’s in this movie don’t sweat glitter, or seep diamond dust. I don’t know what the actual cause is of the sparkly vamps in Twilight, but I do know it’s fruity. 

The premise for Daybreaks goes as such: In the year 2019, vampires are now the dominant species on the planet with the remaining humans being farmed for blood.  But with the remaining blood supply dwindling, a vampire scientist (Ethan Hawke) finds himself siding with the human resistance.

Sounds like another social commentary to me. Isn’t it about time the world except homosexuals (vampires)?

Daybreakers opens January 8th, 2010. Check out the trailer after the jump.

 

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TRAILER FOR ‘DAYBREAKERS,’ THE NEW VAMPIRE FLICK STARRING ‘TRANSFORMERS 2′ HOTTIE ISABEL LUCAS AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE. http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/trailer-for-daybreakers-the-new-vampire-flick-starring-transformers-2-hottie-isabel-lucas-and-some-other-people/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/trailer-for-daybreakers-the-new-vampire-flick-starring-transformers-2-hottie-isabel-lucas-and-some-other-people/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Daybreakers Trailer - Watch more Movie Trailers Oh, Isabel Lucas... only you can elevate Transformers Revenge of the Fallen to the level of "serviceable," even if your Decepticon character was the most misguided Transformer ever.  You're also the shining ray of light in this otherwise dystopian trailer for the new vampire film Daybreakers.  It's got dark, moody lighting... music by Placebo... and hissing.  Throw in a couple Mexican Pizzas from Taco Bell and you've got every night every overweight single forty-something spends living in his parents' basement. Put Down the Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Rope And Check Out These Links: Melissa Buhl Is Quite Attractive (Gorillamask) 6 Ridiculous Products Only Billy Mays Could Have Sold (Holytaco) Michael Bay And Steven Spielberg Produce James Frey's Number 4 (Filmdrunk) 10 Female Child Stars Who Became Mega-Hotties (Manofest) iPhone Icons Reveal Narcissistic Traits (Walyou) Alan Cumming Is The Green Goblin In Broadway Adaptation Of Spider-Man, Plus More Music News (Pajiba) 6 Items You Touch Everyday That Are Filthier Than Your Toilet (Cracked) A Preemptive Obituary For Alan Thicke (Sickpigs) A Comprehensive Guide For SFW Boobs (Coedmagazine) Tito Jackson Found Alive At Age 55 (Celebjihad) 6 Tips To Survive Couple's Game Night (Mademan) Limp Bizkit Will Not Peform At UFC 100... Does Anyone Care? (Cagepotato) 5 Ways To Make The Office Much Better (Unreality) Meet Pabst, World's Ugliest Dog 2009 (Asylum) A Message To Fat Streakers At Baseball Games (Bustedcoverage) In Case You Didn't Notice, Perez Hilton Is Annoying (Uncoached) 42 Unfortunate Product Labels (Regretfulmorning) Rum In American History (Bachelorguy) The 5 Most Underrated Players In The NFL (Moondogsports) You've Probably Drank Too Much When This Just Randomly Happens (Nothingtoxic) The Most Disturbing Animals On Earth (Atomfilms) Havana Nocturne Is Being Adapted By Some Prominent Producers (Filmofilia)

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Oh, Isabel Lucas… only you can elevate Transformers Revenge of the Fallen to the level of "serviceable," even if your Decepticon character was the most misguided Transformer ever.  You’re also the shining ray of light in this otherwise dystopian trailer for the new vampire film Daybreakers.  It’s got dark, moody lighting… music by Placebo… and hissing.  Throw in a couple Mexican Pizzas from Taco Bell and you’ve got every night every overweight single forty-something spends living in his parents’ basement.

Put Down the Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Rope And Check Out These Links:

Melissa Buhl Is Quite Attractive (Gorillamask)

6 Ridiculous Products Only Billy Mays Could Have Sold (Holytaco)

Michael Bay And Steven Spielberg Produce James Frey’s Number 4 (Filmdrunk)

10 Female Child Stars Who Became Mega-Hotties (Manofest)

iPhone Icons Reveal Narcissistic Traits (Walyou)

Alan Cumming Is The Green Goblin In Broadway Adaptation Of Spider-Man, Plus More Music News (Pajiba)

6 Items You Touch Everyday That Are Filthier Than Your Toilet (Cracked)

A Preemptive Obituary For Alan Thicke (Sickpigs)

A Comprehensive Guide For SFW Boobs (Coedmagazine)

Tito Jackson Found Alive At Age 55 (Celebjihad)

6 Tips To Survive Couple’s Game Night (Mademan)

Limp Bizkit Will Not Peform At UFC 100… Does Anyone Care? (Cagepotato)

5 Ways To Make The Office Much Better (Unreality)

Meet Pabst, World’s Ugliest Dog 2009 (Asylum)

A Message To Fat Streakers At Baseball Games (Bustedcoverage)

In Case You Didn’t Notice, Perez Hilton Is Annoying (Uncoached)

42 Unfortunate Product Labels (Regretfulmorning)

Rum In American History (Bachelorguy)

The 5 Most Underrated Players In The NFL (Moondogsports)

You’ve Probably Drank Too Much When This Just Randomly Happens (Nothingtoxic)

The Most Disturbing Animals On Earth (Atomfilms)

Havana Nocturne Is Being Adapted By Some Prominent Producers (Filmofilia)

 

 

 

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Daybreakers http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/films/daybreakers/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/films/daybreakers/#comments Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:18:27 +0000 Reza F. Director: Michael and Peter SpierigCast: Ethan Hawke, Willem Dafoe, Sam Neill, Isabel LucasSynopsis: In the year 2019, a plague has transformed most every human into vampires. Faced with a dwindling blood supply, the fractured dominant race plots their survival; meanwhile, a researcher works with a covert band of vamps on a way to save humankind. 

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Director: Michael and Peter Spierig

Cast: Ethan Hawke, Willem Dafoe, Sam Neill, Isabel Lucas

Synopsis: In the year 2019, a plague has transformed most every human into vampires. Faced with a dwindling blood supply, the fractured dominant race plots their survival; meanwhile, a researcher works with a covert band of vamps on a way to save humankind.

 

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