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Fox Hires ‘Fringe’ Writer For Very Necessary ‘Daredevil’ Do-Over
Tuesday, June 7 by

Ben Affleck’s less-than-beloved 2003 take on the blind lawyer superhero will not be the last.

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Fox Yields To Non-Existent Demand For ‘Daredevil’ Reboot
Tuesday, March 15 by

America’s least-dear superhero, Daredevil, is getting the reboot treatment, with David Slade directing.

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Jude Law In Talks To Chill On ‘The Demeter’
Tuesday, February 15 by

Jude Law is about to find out how much cruises suck.

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David Slade Still Big Into Vampires
Sunday, February 13 by

David Slade wants everyone to know that his interest in vampires is NOT just a phase.

Darren Aronofsky Enters The ‘Wolverine 2′ Race
Monday, August 30 by

David Slade would be wise not to decorate his home office with Wolverine action figures just yet. Though it was believed that the helmer of Hard Candy and assorted vampire movies was a shoe-in for the Wolverine Goes To Japan directing gig, a new contendor has emerged. Granted, he's a highly-unlikely candidate, but Darren Aronofsky's hat has somehow been thrown into the ring. Whether he threw that hat himself, or some neighbor kid bully threw it in the ring just to be a jerk remains to be seen.
Given Aronofsky's body of work, I'm going to go ahead and rule him out. The X-Men films have been twisted into goofy, popcorn wannabe-action films, and Wolverine is no exception. Though if anyone could lend some gravity to the material, it's Aronofsky. Look what he did for Marlon Wayans. (Deadline)

David Slade Will Most Likely Direct ‘Wolverine 2′
Friday, August 20 by

David Slade, director of Twilight Eclipse, 30 Days of Night, and Hard Candy, is the lead contender to helm the sequel to the X-Men Wolverine spin-off, the aptly titled, Wolverine 2. His sole competition is Robert Schwentke, who last directed The Time Traveler's Wife, and has the upcoming Bruce Willis vehicle, Red. Hugh Jackman himself will pick the winner, so let the ass-kissing begin. According to Vulture, "A well-placed source inside the production insists: 'It's going to be Slade.'" Looks like someone already sent a fruit bouquet to someone else's house.
I suppose I'd prefer Slade to Schwentke since I'm a big fan of Hard Candy and he made the least sh*ttiest Twilight movie, but I feel strongly that the sequel to Wolverine couldn't be any worse than the original no matter who's directing.
Oh no. I've gone and done it again. I've said the words that release the evil genie who travels on a bed of Cheetos dust.

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