Screen Junkies » David Schwimmer http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Wed, 01 Oct 2014 20:30:49 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 David Schwimmer Will Be Playing A Mob Hitman In ‘The Iceman’… Seriously. http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/david-schwimmer-will-be-playing-a-mob-hitman-in-the-iceman-seriously/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/david-schwimmer-will-be-playing-a-mob-hitman-in-the-iceman-seriously/#comments Fri, 11 Nov 2011 15:00:09 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=235953 He bores his victims to death.

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The indie film The Iceman just got a little weirder. In the wake of James Franco‘s departure, everyone’s fifth-favorite Friend, David Schwimmer, has signed on to join the project as a contract killer.

While Schwimmer isn’t really known outside of the role of Ross (The Pallbearer? Kissing a Fool?), he showed some dramatic chops in the Band of Brothers miniseries. Granted, that was a decade ago, but still. Dramatic acting is like riding a bike. (I made that up and have no idea if that’s true or not.)

Joining Schwimmer will be Ray Liotta, Michael Shannon, and Maggie Gyllenhaal, all directed by Ariel Vromen. I’m unsure if Marcel the monkey will be appearing in the film as Schwimmer’s sidekick, but we here he is recovering comfortably after his latest stint in rehab (That was not meant as a Matthew Perry joke, but if you took it that way, oh well).

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‘Trust’ Reminds Us All Of The Dangers Of Sexting http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/trust-reminds-us-all-of-the-dangers-of-sexting/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/trust-reminds-us-all-of-the-dangers-of-sexting/#comments Wed, 09 Feb 2011 00:24:58 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=25717 After viewing this trailer, it would appear that Dateline adapted their "To Catch a Predator" series into a suspense thriller.

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After viewing the newest trailer for Trust, it would appear that Dateline adapted their “To Catch a Predator” series into a suspense thriller. Clive Owen and Catherine Keener play the parents of a 14 year-old who gets an Internet boyfriend who is not what he claims to be. The trailer does a good job of making me want to know more about who this guy is. Is he 49 years-old? Does he just have one big eye in his forehead? I guess we’ll have to pay to find out. As trite as the subject matter could be, I’m hopeful that with this cast, Trust will stand the test of time better than other Internet-based thrillers such as The Net and Disclosure. The real wildcard here is David Schwimmer, who directs. His only other feature work was Run, Fatboy, Run, which didn’t exactly wow audiences with its deft direction, but the trailer seems to be cohesive (and cryptic) enough that audiences will want to pull at this thread. My guesses for who the online predator is (in descending order of likelihood):

  1. Channing Tatum
  2. Marcel, the monkey from “Friends”
  3. Clint Howard

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Clive Owen Sounds Awesome In ‘Trust’ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/clive-owen-sounds-awesome-in-trust-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/clive-owen-sounds-awesome-in-trust-trailer/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 David Schwimmer has taken his message behind enemy lines by posting the trailer for David Schwimmer's Trust: Based On the Play "Trust" By David Schwimmer online. Sadly, since returning to investigate the debris of his dead planet many light years away, Chris Hansen isn't available to save our daughters from the clutches of sexual predators. Clive Owen stars as the dad in this cautionary tale about the dangers of letting your child chat with strangers online, and he should really step up his parenting a bit. You never know when your daughter's AOL Buddy might turn out to be a wolf in dog-wearing-sunglasses clothing. Hey Predators. Learn how to sleep with Clive Owen's daughter after the jump...

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David Schwimmer has taken his message behind enemy lines by posting the trailer for David Schwimmer‘s Trust: Based On the Play "Trust" By David Schwimmer online. Sadly, since returning to investigate the debris of his dead planet many light years away, Chris Hansen isn’t available to save our daughters from the clutches of sexual predators. Clive Owen stars as the dad in this cautionary tale about the dangers of letting your child chat with strangers online, and he should really step up his parenting a bit. You never know when your daughter’s AOL Buddy might turn out to be a wolf in dog-wearing-sunglasses clothing.

He Predators. Learn how to sleep with Clive Owen‘s daughter after the jump…


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