Screen Junkies » David Koechner http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Wed, 22 Oct 2014 05:35:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Champ Kind & Dorothy Mantooth Hash It Out On ‘The People’s Court’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/champ-kind-dorothy-mantooth-hash-it-out-on-the-peoples-court/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/champ-kind-dorothy-mantooth-hash-it-out-on-the-peoples-court/#comments Mon, 06 Jan 2014 17:14:31 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=258596 That's no way to treat a saint.

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Champ Kind made good on his threat to Wes Mantooth and did take his saintly mother, Dorothy, out for a nice seafood dinner before never calling her again. In addition to the nice dinner, they also engaged in wheelchair sex. Left heartbroken, Dorothy is suing Champ for damages of $5,000.

Champ is counter-suing for $100 (the price of the dinner).

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‘Piranha 3DD’ Cast Announced: These Men Need To Guard Their Penises http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/pirhana-3dd-cast-announced-these-men-need-to-guard-their-penises/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/pirhana-3dd-cast-announced-these-men-need-to-guard-their-penises/#comments Tue, 26 Apr 2011 02:34:28 +0000 Geoffrey Golden http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=209050 Dimension Films has announced the stars of 'Piranha 3DD', but which ones will do the awesome underwater lesbian dance?

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The piranhas are back. Last time, they invaded a boob-filled Sprin Break. Now they’re ready to ruin a water park during the Summer. There are gonna be a lot of sad essays read for “How I Spent My Summer Vacation” day at school.

Dimension Films has announced the stars of Piranha 3DD, including Danielle Panabaker (Friday the 13th), Matt Bush (Adventureland), Chris Zylka (The Amazing Spider-Man) and David Koechner (Anchorman). Men, watch your dicks. Ladies, learn to breath underwater while doing an awesome lesbian dance. Choreography lessons start on Tuesday.

It’s directed by John Gulager (Feast), so expect the entire Gulager family to take over the movie. Production has started for the sequel, and the film opens it’s toothy-mouths in theaters November 23, 2011. Geez, can’t they make this movie and faster?

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David Koechner Makes It Harder to Hate ’5nal Destination’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/david-koechner-makes-it-harder-to-hate-5nal-destination/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/david-koechner-makes-it-harder-to-hate-5nal-destination/#comments Tue, 31 Aug 2010 09:55:22 +0000 Defy Media Earlier this year, when the producers of Final Destination 5 supposedly changed the film's title to 5nal Destination, the Internet was quick to rebuke the decision. After all, how could anyone pick such a stupid title (unless, of course, they were looking for a week's worth of free publicity provided by easily outraged Internet dorks like myself). But time heals all wounds, and the producers have gone a long way toward reconciling with the Internet crowd thanks to the addition of David Koechner to the cast. Best known for his comedic roles, Koechner was featured in Anchorman, "The Office," and is currently involved with Adult Swim's hilarious live-action comedy, "Children's Hospital." He has also provided comic relief in a previous horror film, Snakes on a Plane. That being said, he better be channeling the ghost of Richard Pryor if he's going to save this film from the Grim Reaper. (Bloody Disgusting via Empire Online)

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Earlier this year, when the producers of Final Destination 5 supposedly changed the film’s title to 5nal Destination, the Internet was quick to rebuke the decision. After all, how could anyone pick such a stupid title (unless, of course, they were looking for a week’s worth of free publicity provided by easily outraged Internet dorks like myself).

But time heals all wounds, and the producers have gone a long way toward reconciling with the Internet crowd thanks to the addition of David Koechner to the cast.

Best known for his comedic roles, Koechner was featured in Anchorman,”The Office,” and is currently involved with Adult Swim‘s hilarious live-action comedy, “Children’s Hospital.” He has also provided comic relief in a previous horror film, Snakes on a Plane. That being said, he better be channeling the ghost of Richard Pryor if he’s going to save this film from the Grim Reaper. (Bloody Disgusting via Empire Online)

 

 

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