I hope people are driving nails through his hands just out of frame.
Oh No: Ken Jeong To Try To Kill David Hasselhoff In A Celebrity Death Pool Comedy
Thursday, August 21 by

If you think that headline is obnoxious, just imagine what the film will be like.

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Screen Junkies Show: Marvel’s Misfires
Thursday, November 7 by

With the release of ‘Thor: The Dark World’, we’re taking a look back at some of the worst Marvel movies.

"But his hair IS his helmet!"
Weinstein Company Might Want A ‘Knight Rider’ Film As Badly As David Hasselhoff
Wednesday, June 26 by

And The Hoff is HUNGRY.

Bask in the actor-yness.
The Masterworks Of David Hasselhoff
Friday, June 1 by

There’s nothing he hasn’t done because there’s literally nothing he won’t do.

I chose this picture because it looks like the movie is a book that Chris Farley authored.
The ‘Beverly Hills Ninja’ Sequel Starring David Hasselhoff That You Didn’t Know About Isn’t Getting Made
Friday, March 9 by

And now you know…

Dust in the wind...
The 7 Shortest-Lived TV Shows Of 2011
Friday, December 9 by

We hardly knew ye.

Baywatch Cast Keeping the Beach Safe
Saturday, October 29 by Shawn Lealos

The “Baywatch” cast has often been referred to as nothing more than The Hass and a bunch of T&A. With the number of models who appeared in “Playboy” starring as…

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10 Actors Who Would Look Better With A Moustache
Monday, October 24 by

Everyone looks better with a moustache.

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‘Piranha 3DD’ Teaser Delivers All Of Its Promises
Wednesday, October 19 by

They’re evolving!!

Can we just cut out the middleman and make this porn?
Don’t Worry, Teenage Boys From 1996, The ‘Baywatch’ Film Is Still Happening
Friday, September 16 by

The good news is that this ‘Baywatch’ adaptation has almost nothing to do with ‘Baywatch’.

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David Hasselhoff Cast As Sleazy Porn Dude On ‘Sons Of Anarchy’
Wednesday, July 6 by

Charlie Sheen was not available.

The Hoffsicle
Wednesday, June 15 by

Del Monte created a Hasselhoff-shaped popsicle for National Ice Cream Month. You can lick it.

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Unauthorized ‘Piranha 3DD’ Set Photos Are Wet ‘N Spoilery
Thursday, June 9 by

Caution: potential ‘Piranha 3DD’ Spoilers. Also, watch out for mutant piranhas in general. Those guys are jerks.

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David Hasselhoff To Bring His Brand Of ‘Ironic Sexy’ To ‘Piranha 3DD’
Wednesday, May 11 by

David Hasselhoff may now get a chance to return to what he does best: Acting while shirtless.

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Russell Brand Poops Candy In ‘Hop’ Trailer
Wednesday, February 9 by

Katy Perry shoots sparks from her breasts and Russell Brand craps jellybeans. Their children will surf on rainbows.

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A&E Sh*tcans David Hasselhoff
Friday, December 10 by

David Hasselhoff will do anything. ANYTHING. So it came as no surprise when he scored a reality show on A&E. Now the network has pulled the show after only two episodes. Keep in mind that this is the channel that has found success with a show about raiding storage units.

Seth MacFarlane Assigned The Hoff’s Roastmaster
Wednesday, July 21 by

Seth MacFarlane has stolen the Friars Club crown and sceptre from insult king Jeffrey Ross, as Comedy Central has chosen the "Family Guy" creator to head the Roast of David Hasselhoff. The evening, which is sure to not lack in fast food-centric material, will also feature Pamela Anderson, Whitney Cummings, Greg Giraldo, Lisa Lampanelli, (a scorned) Jeffrey Ross, Jerry Springer, and Hulk Hogan. Ah yes, the wild card. There's always one of them, like Bea Arthur at the Pam Anderson Roast or George Takai at the Shatner one. I just hope Hogan is writing his own material instead of using Lampenelli's toss-outs. The jokes about black guys wanting to f*ck him won't pack the same punch. (Movieline)

David Hasselhoff To Be Pwned On Comedy Central Roast
Thursday, June 10 by

Comedy Central announced today that they will roast actor/singer/burger spokesman David Hasselhoff this summer. The special will air on August 15th as part of a themed block with showings of "Taking Candy From Babies" and Shooting Fish. In the press release, Hasselhoff affirms his willingness to accept money for tauntings:"I'm honored that Comedy Central is going to get 'Hoff' on me. I have always been a major fan of Roasts, dating back to the days of the 'Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.' Laughter is the best medicine. Bring it on! I’m ready to take the heat."This is too easy. How can we be certain that this isn't an elaborate ruse engineered solely for the capture of Norm MacDonald? Is OJ behind this?? (CC Insider)

Is Hasselhoff Getting a Reality Show?
Tuesday, October 20 by

TMZ is reporting that David Hasselhoff is close to getting a reality show deal with A&E. Said an A&E representative to TMZ, "We are close to signing a deal with David and his kids." You may remember that not too long ago, David & family had a six-part reality miniseries that aired in the UK called "Meet the Hasselhoffs," in which they traveled around with UK Deejay Scott Mills. You can see a clip here: