Oh man! I’m really excited about this project because I’m completely unaware of the existence of pornography!

It’s a toss-up at this point.

An unimportant insider exchange begs some pretty serious questions about the way studios release films.

Mediocre musicians make mediocre filmmakers. Great musicians make mediocre filmmakers. Crappy musicians never get enough attention to become filmmakers.

I never knew reading could be so much fun!

He may be going back to his roots of scaring the sh*t out of people.

Hide the children!

Before it gets yanked, that is.

Europe always gets the cool stuff first.

Sony is a very attractive distribution partner for MGM and clearly “wants it.” The James Bond distribution rights, that is.

Sony Pictures is still searching for a way to get Angelina Jolie to dress up in golden snake jewelry.

Look out, “Mad Men,” “House Of Cards” might drink your milkshake.

Spacey. Fincher. Thatcher.

This week we shackle our Best Director contenders together by the ankles, slather them in honey, toss them in the bear cage with an 800 pound grizzly and a pair of bolt cutters to see who among them has the will to survive.

Director David Fincher’s upcoming The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is continuing to announce new cast members, even though it’s set to premiere at the end of 2011.

Don’t rule out a David Fincher-directed Piranha 3D sequel. The acclaimed director has revealed himself as a man after our own hearts with his radical approach to marketing The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.

It’s really just a thrill to be nominated. Unless you’re M. Night Shyamalan. Then it’s a miracle.

While speaking at something geeky recently, Sean Parker revealed that ‘The Social Network’ isn’t very factual. We kinda figured that out when they cast Timberlake to play him.

You know a director has clout when his casting an actor can broker a distribution deal for that the actor starred in six months ago.

It’s not that unusual for parts remaining to be cast even at this late date — today’s example is Yorick van Wageningen.

It’s about as shocking as Farmville requests flooding your feed. Why do critics hate Andy’s toys?

They’re even cyberpunkier than the last!

What Would Tyler Durden Do? He’d probably siiiiiiing!

Hmmm. Haven’t heard too much about The Goon for awhile. Somebody’d better check in with the producer David Fincher about that.

We’ve seen butt-cam versions of Rooney Mara on the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo set, but now we have our first official look of her looking like butt.

Nine Inch Nails frontman and Social Network co-composer Trent Reznor will add his unique stylings to David Fincher’s The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo score.

While I’m sure this list will be altered as the year progresses and new information comes to light, I’ve made a preliminary rundown of 11 films I refuse to miss in 2011, all others be damned.

Good news! You’re going to have the opportunity to spend another $12 on seeing The Social Network this weekend.