So, raise a glass to JBJ. Without him, Young Guns wouldn’t have been nearly as awesome.

Jon Bon Jovi: THE ACTOR

Before you can celebrate the theatrical works of Jon Bon Jovi, you need to understand what brought him to the silver screen. You see, as this random British guy explains, Jon Bon Jovi always saw himself as a musician with no ambitions outside of that. Why should he become an actor? Then the whole Napster thing happened, and Bon Jovi eagerly jumped into a film career. They leave that last part out.

Cry_Wolf

Proving he’s not just good looks and amazing talent, Jon Bon Jovi effortlessly loses himself in the role of Mr. Walker, the attractive journalism professor. But is there more going on here? He’s been known to bed a female student or two, but is he also the campus’s crazed killer who is death-bedding them? I won’t spoil the outcome of this IMPORTANT FILM, but it probably goes without saying that this killer is wanted… dead or alive. The plot of Cry_Wolf is as twisty as a highway road that’s slippery when wet.

Pucked

Bon Jovi shows considerable range by playing a loser in National Lampoon’s Pucked. His character, Frank, is a former lawyer who can’t get his act together. When he receives a credit card in the mail, he quickly runs a bill of $300,000 by fulfilling his lifelong dream of creating an all woman’s hockey team. Then the evil credit card company, who can’t understand somebody just wanting to chase their dreams, takes Frank to court. With a little bit of support from a chubby version of Estella Warren, he finds the confidence he needs to defend himself and clear his debt. It also stars David Faustino.

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And he hasn’t let his career-making role as Bud Bundy haunt him. Rather, he’s embraced it. In the early-mid 90′s, when Faustino (is that Italian for “little Faust?”) was reaping the spoils of his sitcom career, he opened a weekly party on the Sunset Strip known as Balistyx, which probably holds the record for the most 90′s name of anything, ever.

At this party, Faustino was able to garner some rising rap stars, as well as some established veterans, including KRS-One, and even N.W.A. However, he was also responsible for unleashing will.i.am upon an unsuspecting public.

“[Faustino] had a big influence,” will.i.am said. “I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for his club.”

Well, now we know who to blame. Thanks a lot, Grandmaster B.

Does N.W.A. cancel out the Black Eyed Peas? That could be one of the enduring questions of our generation.

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