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‘Shark Night 3D’ Stills: Only The Bikini Parts

Col. Longshanks — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 16:06:28 +0000

6 photosSara Paxton

These new stills from Shark Night 3D do a superb job of letting us know that women with breasts are in the film. I threw in a pic of the shark for good measure, but it’s really the possibility of seeing Sara Paxton and Katherine McPhee naked that’s going to get butts in the seats. David R. Ellis, the man behind Snakes on a Plane, directed Shark Night, if that helps you adjust your expectations. I’m just still confused why they took the direction they did, as far as the plot is concerned. In my mind, the film should be about a group of sassy lady sharks spending one crazy night out on the town with only their cheating husbands’ credit cards and a desire for adventure.

‘Shark Night 3D’ Trailer: College Is All About Sharks And Boobs

Geoffrey Golden — Thu, 26 May 2011 00:35:49 +0000

Just watched the above trailer for Shark Night 3D, starring Sara Paxton. I suppose any excuse to see boobs is probably a worthwhile use of my time, though this movie seems pretty horror-by-the-numbers-y. They’re on a booty trip in the middle of nowhere, the main black guy is the first to get attacked, there’s a shark POV shot of a girl’s legs dangling – same old, same old. Still, though… boobs. Also, a guy gets lowered down to the shark against his will, which I fully support.

6 photosSara Paxton

Shark Night 3D comes to us from director David Ellis (Snakes on a Plane), who originally wanted to title the film to be Untitled 3D Shark Thriller. I’m hoping there’ll be at least a little bit of self-mocking, or something worth making a hilarious-for-a-time meme out of, that’s not represented in the trailer. Or maybe it’s a really scary thriller, and the trailer just picks parts we’d be “familiar” with. Otherwise, I’m swimming off to boobier waters on September 2nd.

New Posters Alert: ‘Harry Potter, ‘Descendants’ And ‘Shark Night’

Geoffrey Golden — Mon, 23 May 2011 23:20:11 +0000

Some posters you hang on your wall, others you look at on the internet to get psyched about an upcoming movie. Could you do both? I suppose… you could. We’ve got new one-sheets for The Descendants, Shark Night 3D and some movie about a wizard guy that everybody likes. Merlin? No, I think he’s younger. Teen Merlin from Teen Merlin: The Extreme Spells? Yeah, that must be it.

Harry Potter is serious business. That’s what I’ve learned from the dramatic new poster above for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, about the boy wizard (Daniel Radcliffe)fighting He-Who-Could-Use-A-Nose. The drama is visible: the dirt and scars on the face, the red dots of intensity magic, and of course, “IT ALL ENDS” in caps, barely able to stay within the poster limits. Is there a Photoshop spell for that? Magic-blasts into theaters July 15, 2011. (/Film)

Alexander Payne‘s The Descendants stars George Clooney as a rich family man whose cheating wife dies, causing him to re-evaluate his life. It opens December 16, 2011. The new poster shows Clooney looking towards the ocean. Is he staring at his daughters, or is he hearing something else? A girl screaming for her life, perhaps… ? (IndieWire)

Shark Night 3D is the follow-up to Snakes On A Plane from director David Ellis. It will feature hot bikini girls, screaming, sharks, and presumably, night scenarios. Sounds good to me. Sara Paxton stars, chomping into theaters September 14, 2011. (IGN)