Those pictures you wanted of David Arquette in a loincloth are here.

Chelsea Clinton somehow got hired as a reporter. An on-camera reporter.

‘Glutton’ is about a bedridden, 1200 pound man, which is awesome.

It’s got all the hallmarks of the series we love to see again and we get to catch up with all the characters, but it feels forced and uninspired.

Ghostface returns for more media and coed skewering.

Start planning your viewing parties and stop doing your raindances, D.A’s back behind the camera!

Woodsboro realtors are going to have a hard time flipping all these new “murder houses.”

Here it is! Hello Sidney! Are you afraid? Ghostface is back, and this time he’s more inside than “Wes Craven’s New Nightmare” mashed up with “Adaptation.” Also, David Arquette! The film comes out April 15th, 2011, if you live that long!