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Directors Are Clamoring Over A Script That Is Described As ‘Fargo On The Moon’
Monday, July 21 by

Wait. What?

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Darren Aronofsky’s Next Dystopia Will Happen On HBO
Thursday, June 5 by

This guy loves floods all of a sudden.

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Darren Aronofsky Will Not Direct ‘Red Sparrow’
Friday, January 17 by

He has enough colored birds on his resume.

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Darren Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’ Trailer: I’m On A Boat
Thursday, November 14 by

We bought a floating zoo.

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First Look At Russell Crowe In Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’: Is He Bible-y Enough?
Friday, August 10 by

Radical departure from the groundwork set by ‘Evan Almighty’.

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Ray Winstone Wins ‘Noah’ Fat Bad Guy Role
Tuesday, June 12 by

Kevin James was previously booked.

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Russell Crowe Confirms Interest In Darren Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’
Wednesday, February 8 by

And he totally hates ‘Robocop’.

Don't make us choose.
Are Russell Crowe And Liam Neeson Boarding Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’?
Thursday, February 2 by

Earth’s last two wolves had best watch their backs.

Don't forget the black swans.
Paramount And New Regency To Foot The Bill For Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’
Tuesday, October 4 by

Darren Aronofsky won’t have to look under the couch cushions after all.

Wake up! Time to cry!
The 9 Most Depressing Movies Of The Past 9 Years
Wednesday, September 7 by

Because you can’t trust someone who is smiling all the time…

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‘Black Swan’ Writer Exposes The Scary Side Of Facebook With ‘XOXO’
Monday, June 27 by

Like ‘Swimfan’ but newer.

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Darren Aronofsky Directing Michael Chabon’s ‘Hobgoblin’ For HBO
Friday, June 17 by

Magicians versus Hitler. I’m there, dude.

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Christian Bale In Talks To Yell At Darren Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’ Cinematographer
Tuesday, June 14 by

Will the bears from ‘The Zookeeper’ be next?

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‘Wolverine’ Is Not Mark Romanek’s Kind Of Thing
Friday, June 10 by

Dude’s anti-mutant.

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Darren Aronofsky Wants To Direct An Epic And Edgy Version Of Noah’s Ark
Wednesday, June 8 by

And if nobody mentions ‘The Fountain’ he might just get to do it.

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FOX ‘Narrows Down’ Potential ‘Wolverine’ Directors To 8
Thursday, May 26 by

Does it even count as ‘narrowing down’ if there are still 8 names left?

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Aronofsky Wanted For Un-Aronofsky Projects: ‘Maleficent’, ‘Moses’
Friday, May 20 by

Warner Bros and Disney vie for Darren Aronofsky’s attention, while Wolverine heals his broken, mutant heart.

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Aronofsky And Clooney Team-Up For Non-’Wolverine’ Movie?
Monday, May 9 by

‘Human Nature’ is about people becoming pets. We’d better get awesome litter boxes.

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Jackman Will Find “Better” Aronofsky For ‘Wolverine 2′, Bub
Tuesday, March 29 by

Hugh Jackman made a statement at CinemaCon today, in an effort to slice up the evil villain Malaise-O, who has kidnapped the film’s production since director Aronofsky’s departure.

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Darren Aronofsky Uses Math To Defend Natalie Portman’s Ballet Cred
Monday, March 28 by

Numbers don’t lie, Black Swan dance double. Numbers don’t lie.

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Natalie Portman: Black Swan, White Swan or No-Dancing Liar Swan?
Friday, March 25 by

You know who’s super angry these days? Academy Award winner Natalie Portman’s dancing double for ‘Black Swan’. She’s one pissed off pirouetter.

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Aronofsky Peaces Out Of ‘Wolverine’
Thursday, March 17 by

The director refuses to be away from his family for so long. And no one tells a scarved man what to do.

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Darren Aronofsky Back In The Drug Game
Friday, March 11 by

Darren Aronofsky doesn’t like the drugs, but the drugs like him.

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Spirit Award Winners Last Oscars Indicator That Isn’t The Oscars
Sunday, February 27 by

More awards, more gift baskets, more crying losers.

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Man Literally Murdered For Chewing Popcorn Too Loudly
Tuesday, February 22 by

News that might make you rethink your plans for a summer trip to Latvia.

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Road To The Oscars: Best Director Showdown
Wednesday, February 16 by

This week we shackle our Best Director contenders together by the ankles, slather them in honey, toss them in the bear cage with an 800 pound grizzly and a pair of bolt cutters to see who among them has the will to survive.

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Jackman Pumped About Wolverine Movie, Might Be The Supplements Talking
Tuesday, February 1 by

Hugh Jackman is sooooo stoked about this new Wolverine. You think you know how stoked he is, but, bro…you have no idea.

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Road To The Oscars: ‘Black Swan’
Friday, January 28 by

It was visually stunning and contained ballet sequences impressive enough that I can say so without having to punch something lest my masculinity be called into question.

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Eat It, Michael Bay: Arnofsky’s ‘Swan’ Reveals Its Special Effects
Thursday, January 27 by

It took a lot of complicated effects to make this movie look so simple.

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Darren Aronofsky To Sell Cologne Instead
Thursday, January 27 by

Darren Aronofsky, hot off of Black Swan, is re-teaming with one of the highlights of that movie, Vincent Cassel.