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Alfonso Ribeiro Gave Us The ‘Carlton Dance’ Last Night On ‘Dancing With The Stars’
Tuesday, October 7 by

And yes, he danced to “It’s Not Unusual.”

This is no laughing matter, Erin.
Erin Andrews To Co-Host ‘Dancing With The Stars’ In Wildly Predictable Announcement
Monday, February 24 by

Her slide towards the lowest common denominator continues…

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Anybody Want To See Bill Nye Do The Robot While Dressed Like A Robot On National Television?
Tuesday, October 1 by

Eat your heart out, Tron Guy.

This probably wasn't staged.
Andy Dick Joins Cast Of ‘Dancing With The Stars’ In Move By ABC That Definitely Won’t Backfire
Tuesday, February 26 by

He’s going to bite someone, and it’s going to be a really big deal. You heard it here first.

Whatever.
Here Is Your Season 14 ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Cast, If You Give A Damn
Tuesday, February 28 by

If I wanted to watch people I’m unfamiliar with dance, I’d still be going to clubs in Hollywood.

He'll continue to dance in my dreams.
Sadly, Herman Cain Won’t Be On ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Next Season
Wednesday, February 15 by

We’d rather see him in a ‘Temptation Island’ reboot, anyway.

5 Dancing Shows You Wish Didn’t Exist
Tuesday, January 3 by Stu Moody

Ah, the King (or Queen) of Dancing shows. At first, people loved the idea of well-known celebrities trying to show their dancing skills with pro partners. The show got stronger…

Did someone really want to know how good a dancer Nancy Grace is? Why?
Other Things We’d Like To See ‘The Stars’ Do Besides Dance
Monday, November 21 by

Sure, they can dance the Lindy Hop, but how do they sob?

Dancing With The Stars Dancers: Getting to Know the Pros
Sunday, October 16 by Jessica Fletcher

These "Dancing with the Stars" dancers are all exceptionally talented professionals. Each demonstrated amazing capabilities to dance strong and teach in a short period of time. Any episode revealing these…

From AC Slater To Greg Louganis : Mario Lopez Biography
Tuesday, October 11 by Layla Sinclair

This Mario Lopez biography will give you all the information you need to know about this dimpled, muscled TV personality. Mario Lopez is best known for his role on the…

Dancing With The Stars 2010 Results Will Revitalize Your Career Too
Tuesday, October 11 by Annette Smith
Bachelor, Pilot, And Ladies Man: Jake Pavelka Bio
Tuesday, October 11 by Marina Szaven

Airline pilot to ubiquitous reality TV show contestant may not be the most obvious career choice, so find out how Jake Pavelka used “The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love”…

Yeah, I f*ckin' farted. Come at me, bro!
BREAKING: Fetish Group Trying To Purchase Footage Of Nancy Grace Farting
Friday, October 7 by

Nancy Grace’s ‘DWTS’ run is quickly turning her into Britney Spears, looks notwithstanding.

I loved you in 'Lebowski'...
9 Celebrities Who Look Like Chaz Bono
Wednesday, September 21 by

He’s got one of those faces.

Hello.....ladies?
Would You Rather Sleep With Nancy Grace Or Chaz Bono?
Tuesday, August 30 by

Choose or lose!

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7 Movie Rednecks Nancy Grace Would Love To Exploit
Tuesday, August 30 by

If only these stories actually happened, Nancy would have no time for DWTS…

A little "on the nose," don't you think?
Instead Of David Arquette, These 9 Actors Should Sign On For ‘Dancing With The Stars’
Thursday, August 25 by

Because we’re tired of watching happy, attractive people dance.

Dancing With The Stars 2009 Winner
Sunday, April 24 by Irving Oala

The "Dancing with the Stars" 2009 Winner was Donny Osmond, the male counterpart of the brother and sister Osmond singing duo. He danced with professional dancing partner Kym Johnson. "Dancing…

Dancing With The Stars 2010 Lineup
Saturday, April 23 by Samantha Assad

The "Dancing with the Stars" 2010 lineup featured a variety of celebrities and famous personalities. "Dancing with the Stars" is a reality dance competition that pairs famous people with professional…

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Petra Nemcova
Thursday, March 17 by

As a contestant on “Dancing With the Stars,” Petra Nemcova is expected to be charming, camera-friendly, and capable of being around aging D-list celebrities for hours on end without becoming immensely depressed.

‘Dancing With The Stars’ Partner Julianne Hough
Wednesday, May 19 by

Known mostly as “that hot chick on Dancing with the Stars,” Julianne Hough may be the sole reason men tune into the show, disregarding the fact that they’ll be forced to see former sports heroes at incredibly low points in their lives.A word from Julianne: "A lot of people know me as a dancer, but this album shows a different side of me. I've experienced a lot for someone my age that a lot of people will be able to relate to."You're 22 years old, Julianna. Unless a lot of turmoil occured before your 18th birthday, I doubt people will relate much. More blonde and piercing blue eyes after the jump.

‘Dancing With The Stars’ Partner Cheryl Burke
Monday, April 26 by

Cheryl Burke is a two-time Emmy nominated professional dancer. As a professional dancer partner, she won the competition in the second and third seasons of "Dancing with the Stars" with celebrity dance partners Drew Lachey (February 2006) and Emmitt Smith (November 2006). She is of Filipino, Russian, and Irish descent, which makes for one bomb cocktail.  A word from Cheryl: "My greatest achievements in dancing are still to come."Come on, Cheryl. You taught Drew Lachey how to cut a rug. God has nothing left in store for you. Dancing does a body good after the jump.

‘Dancing With The Stars’ Contestant Pamela Anderson
Monday, April 19 by

Pamela Anderson is a gorgeous Canadian model/actress with beautiful American cleavage. She has posed in playboy five times and been in three different hit TV shows, including the über-popular "Baywatch." She is (was?) considered one of the most beautiful people in the world.A word from Pamela: "I have this phobia: I don't like mirrors. And I don't watch myself on television. If anything comes on, I make them shut it off, or I leave the room."I usually do that when I see you now too. And you have no idea how it breaks my heart.More pics of Pam back in her glory days after the jump.

‘Dancing With The Stars’ Contestant Nicole Scherzinger
Monday, April 12 by

Nicole Scherzinger is the Queen Pussycat of The Pussycat Dolls. She tried to go solo, but it seems she's only a success when surrounded by the rest of her pussies. A word from Nicole: "I'm a beast of a woman who loves Jeff." Now I'm a shadow of a man who hates Jeff. He always ruins everything…Check out more pics of the beast Nicole after the jump.

‘Dancing With The Stars’ Contestant Kathy Ireland
Thursday, October 29 by

A blast from the past! A middle school fascination. A reason to "borrow" periodicals from the local Walgreens. Kathy Ireland used to be the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition it girl, and now she dances the mambo on television for charity dollars. Let's hope that money goes to the kids whose fingers bleed as they sew together the items in the Kathy Ireland Worldwide Catalogue.A word from Kathy: "At the moment of conception, life starts."I'm not touching that one with a ten foot pole…Here are some Pro-Licious pics after the jump!

‘Dancing With The Stars’ Contestant Joanna Krupa
Wednesday, October 28 by

Who gives a twirling sh*t if Joanna Krupa can dance? I certainly don't. Hey ABC, get a pole up on that stage and watch your ratings skyrocket. Joanna is one of the sexiest woman alive, which is clearly evident by the aurora borealis of "daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!" above. No tap shoes required.  A word from Joanna: "I get so sick of wearing lingerie for shoots that I don’t even go to Victoria’s Secret" Lingerie is overrated anyway. Nothing always works. Or bath bubbles. Personally, I prefer the Robocop brand of liquid suds.  You have ten seconds to comply with the pics after the jump.

DANCING WITH THE STARS
Tuesday, October 27 by

Network: ABCHost: Tom BergeronSynopsis: Celebrities partner up with professional dancers and compete against each other in weekly elimination rounds to determine a winner.

Dancing With the Stars’ Karina Smirnoff
Friday, May 15 by

                 Today's Dancing girl is Ukrainian Karina Smirnoff, who joined "Dancing with the Stars" in Season 3, and has… stayed on the show ever since. (If you've been following this series of galleries, you may have picked up on a trend.)  The closest Karina ever came to winning was in her inaugural season, during which she partnered with Greg Louganis impersonator Mario Lopez.   This season, she'd been cutting a rug with Apple founder Steve Wozniak, but was sadly eliminated  in the fourth round when she got lost in the rug that is Wozniak's beard. Pointless Quote: "I just kept smiling, but it hurt."Check out the photos of Karina after the jump, or these other Dancing with the Stars Chicks: Cheryl Burke, Julianna Hough, Kym Johnson

Dancing With the Stars’ Julianne Hough
Thursday, May 14 by

Today's dancing girl is Julianne Hough, a Utah native who came to "Dancing with the Stars" in Season 4 and promptly won that season's competish with her partner, Olympian Apollo Anton Ono.  In Season 5, she partnered with Helio Castroneves and did the double, becoming the shows' only other back-to-back winner besides Cheryl Burke.  She's also a Country music recording artist with a Mormon background, which might explain why she's using the American flag to conceal herself from heathen eyes in the photo above.  Or she's just the sexiest patriot alive.  Move over, Tom Brady. Random Quote: "Oh I wish you could love yourself, the way that I do." – From her song, "Love Yourself" off her self-titled debut.CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS OF JULIANNE AFTER THE JUMP, or these other Dancing with the Stars Chicks: Cheryl Burke, Kym Johnson, Karina Smirnoff

Dancing With the Stars’ Kym Johnson
Wednesday, May 13 by

Today's dancing girl is Kym Johnson, who came to "Dancing with the Stars" in Season 3, and has been with the show ever since.  The Aussie has never won, but has twice come in as first runner up with partners Joey Fatone and Warren "QBK" Sapp.  She was partnered this season with comedian David Alan Grier, whose Comedy Central show "Chocolate News" unfortunately had a shorter run than one of his and Kym's Paso Dobles.  Random Quote: "I'm not the least bit high-maintenance." Check out the photos of Kym after the jump, or these other Dancing with the Stars Chicks: Cheryl Burke, Julianna Hough, Karina Smirnoff