Marisa Tomei is an actress we all know and want, despite those never ending Academy Award rumors. During her more than 30 year span as an actress of the stage and screen, she has aged like a fine wine in hotness. Both Before The Devil Knows Your Dead and The Wrestler can a test to that (nakey scenes). With this week’s Cyrus opening up, she puts her smokin’ hot talents to good use by playing the ultimate MILF role to Jonah Hill and John C. Reily.

A word from Marisa: “I’m not that big a fan of marriage as an institution, and I don’t know why women need to have children to be seen as complete human beings.”

It’s like she was sculpted and programmed by a man and then sent out into the world to enchant us. Whoever is responsible deserves The Noble Peace Prize.

See more pics of perfect Tomei after the jump.

_Official.

We’ve got official coming out of our asses today. So much official I decided to compile it all into one officially official post. Wookie, cue the official music! **Cue Salt n’ Pepa**

• Kick-Ass director Matthew Vaughn is officially directing X-Men: First Class and 20th Century Fox has officially set a June 3rd, 2011 release date. The film will center on Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr before they took the names Professor X and Magneto, and they were just two young men discovering their powers for the first time. And chillin’. 
• Breaking Dawn, the final (yaaay!) film in the The Twilight Saga, has nabbed the official release date of November 18, 2011. It’s recommended that Twi-Hards starting lining up at theaters after band practice and their orthodontist appointments today. 
• A favorite film at Sundance this year, Cyrus, will officially open in select theaters on June 18, 2010. Jonah Hill will face off against himself, as Get Him to the Greek also opens that same day. Can theaters safely contain that much Jonah?

Whew. Now THAT’S official, yo. (/Film,/Film,/Film)

Like Seann William Scott and Billy Bob Thornton, and Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Chevy Chase before them, Jonah Hill and John C. Reilly have joined the ranks of sons and suitors sparring in The Great MILF War. In the trailer for The Duplas Brothers‘ new film Cyrus, we see Reilly drop his Will Ferrell impression in favor of a fresher, more self-referential Seth Rogen impression in order to play a down-on-his-luck guy who woos Marisa Tomei only to be repeatedly c-blocked by Jonah Hill, who plays her adult son.

It looks pretty funny and unsettling and avoids the bee’s nest to the groin approach to comedy that these movies often cater to. If you’re into that sort of thing you’ll have to wait for Brendan Fraser‘s Furry Vengeance. It’s the true tale of what happens when a man’s hairplugs rise up against him. 

Check out the trailer after the jump. Or if you’re at Sundance, go see the film.

(Apple)