An original premise might warm you up, Bret.
Bret Easton Ellis To Pen A Monster Teen Drama For The CW
Thursday, September 13 by

It sounds a lot like a lot of other things. Like, A LOT of other things.

I hope the person left standing gets clocked in the face with a folding chair. I would watch that.
Extreme Musical Chairs Premieres Tonight With The CW’s ‘Oh Sit!’
Wednesday, August 15 by

“‘Oh Sit!’? More like…’Oh F*ck!’”

You hear that? That's the sound of 50,000 hipsters getting an erection because they just found the theme for their next barbecue.
CW Has A Clever Name For Its Dumb Musical Chairs Game Show
Friday, January 13 by

“Get ON your ass!” CW now owes me $10,000 because I just wrote this show’s tagline.

The Vampire Diaries Episodes: Teenagers, Vampires, and Long Lost Love
Tuesday, October 4 by Beth Crayon

From "The Sun Also Rises" to "As I Lay Dying," many fans have picked their favorite of "The Vampire Diaries" episodes. "The Vampire Diaries" is an American television series that…

The Fresh-Faced Talent of the Melrose Place Cast
Thursday, September 29 by Dee Jones

Remakes, sequels and spin-offs are all the rage these days, and the CW network’s new “Melrose Place” cast caught the wave. Airing from September 2009 to 2010, the new “Melrose…

This is how orgies start.
No, For Reals: ‘Extreme Musical Chairs’ Is Going To Be A Show
Thursday, September 22 by

It’s not just you. The world is getting dumber.

It's Pilot Time, Bitches!
The Ultimate 2011 TV Pilot Season Quiz
Thursday, May 12 by

Can you match all 10 titles to their corresponding log line (that means “description,” for those of you who aren’t in the biz)?

Gossip Girl Cast
Tuesday, May 3 by Bobbi Nicolai

The team responsible for assembling the "Gossip Girl" cast can congratulate themselves for a job well done. Gossip Girl debuted to respectable ratings, and it continues to build and grow…

Tonight ‘Nikita’ Snipes, In Two Weeks It’s A Six-Way Beatdown
Thursday, September 16 by

Maggie Q is busy up in Toronto kicking butt on the set of her new CW show “Nikita.” The Paley Center for Media in Beverly Hills got a sneak peak at the second episode last night. The rest of us get to see it tonight. Executive producer Craig Silverstein was there to tell us about the sexy, badass movies Q will unleash in the next few weeks.
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