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Planet Earth’s leading authority on hitting people, Tony Jaa, is back in this full trailer of Ong Bak 3. It begins with Jaa having the tar beaten out of him. Literally. They actually use his vital fluids to pave We Finally Kicked Tony Jaa’s Ass Avenue (if you’ve never been, you need to go. There’s a little place there that has THE BEST hobo noodles.).

Of course being beaten to death can’t stop Tony Jaa, so he returns from the grave dressed like Criss Angel and gets back to doing what he does best: killing guys with the aid of elephants. And biting faces off. Despite these athletic outlets, Tony’s new emo goth behavior has me concerned. I really hope he’s not carving Morrissey lyrics into his arm.

Check out the trailer after the jump…

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Blindfolds, bickering, shackles, mounds of snow, and serious daddy issues. All things you might find in Pamela Anderson’s bedroom. Your TV preview begins now!

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!

STAR WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI
Network: Spike TV
Time: 9PM – Midnight

Reasons to watch: Ahh, Return of the Jedi. The final chapter in the Star Wars saga. Go back to a more simple time before George Lucas took your childhood and dunked it in the shitter flushing repeatedly. I’ll take Ewoks over that pod race anyday.

MAN VS. WILD
Network: Discovery
Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: Bear goes to the Arctic Circle to hunt wild reindeer. Nice try Grylls. We all know that you’re secretly hunting Santa. You keep out of that workshop, you hear me? Those toys are for ALL OF US.

CRISS ANGEL: MINDFREAK
Network: A&E
Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: In the opener for Season 5, the wizard is shackled and buried alive in a transparent coffin beneath ice and snow. I’ve heard of being buried beneath snow. And I’ve heard of being buried beneath ice. But never the two together. Consider my mind freaked!