Screen Junkies » crazy http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Mon, 01 Dec 2014 18:13:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 The 7 Craziest High School Parties In Movie History http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/the-7-craziest-high-school-parties-in-movie-history/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/the-7-craziest-high-school-parties-in-movie-history/#comments Fri, 02 Mar 2012 17:25:24 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=246637 It's a wonder that movie moms and dads even go out of town.

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This weekend, Todd Phillips unveils Project X, which is being billed as “the best party movie ever.” In the film, three high school nerds throw a party that quickly spins out of control. Parents have been urged to not allow their kids to see it, which means their kids are so going to love it.

From the trailers and clips I’ve seen, it certainly does look like the epic party to end all parties. But let us not forget the crazy parties that proceeded it, laying the destructive groundwork for the obliteration of teen braincells.

American Pie

Depending on your outlook, the party at the end of American Pie was a total success or completely disgusting. Sure, everyone got laid. But one of those unions was between a seventeen-year-old boy and his classmate’s mom. That’s statutory rape and it doesn’t belong at parties. Depending on your outlook, and your state of residence.

Can’t Hardly Wait

Can’t Hardly Wait takes the best part of any ‘80′s high school movie and focuses on it. The party. The film follows several plotlines all intersecting at the same party where everything goes wrong. The house gets trashed, the bathroom lock breaks, the jock embarasses himself, and Love Burger never gets their sh*t together well enough to play.

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R. Kelly Has Only Written 32 New Chapters Of ‘Trapped In The Closet’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/r-kelly-has-only-written-32-new-chapters-of-trapped-in-the-closet/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/r-kelly-has-only-written-32-new-chapters-of-trapped-in-the-closet/#comments Wed, 21 Dec 2011 18:00:20 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=240454 Sure there were unanswered questions at the end of the first series, but they were mostly, "Why is R. Kelly doing this to us?"

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R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet saga, by and large, defies description. The easiest way to explain it is, “It’s exactly what would happen if you gave R. Kelly complete creative control over a low-budget musical miniseries.” That is to say it has midgets, guns, one night stands, and R. Kelly basically sing-narrating everything that’s going down onscreen.┬áThe original consisted of 22 chapters and had a cumulative runtime of about 90 minutes, so you can expect this continuation to tack on another two hours or so.

HOWEVER…these additional chapters can’t happen without financing in place, and you may have heard that R. Kelly is currently not terribly liquid, so he’s currently looking for “investors” for the project. I like thinking of financing an R. Kelly video as an “investment.”

Don (a CPA): So Bill, are you prepared to make the same contribution to your Roth IRA that you did last year to enjoy the tax shelter?

Bill: Well, I would, but most of my funds are currently invested in R. Kelly at the moment.

Don: I see.

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