Would you look at him?

Kevin Durand will have to protect Robert Pattinson from all the crazy sh*t that Cronenberg is going to throw at him.

Woody Allen, Tyler Perry and David Cronenberg will direct them. In different projects, though I’d be curious to know what the six of them would accomplish together.

Sarah Gadon is quickly becoming the Viggo Mortensen of actresses.

David Cronenberg is going to jam another person into that limo.

Juliette Binoche is getting in on that sweet Pattinson action.

David Cronenberg’s Cosmopolis seems to be swapping out the whole cast, one move at a time.

David Cronenberg has kicked Colin Farrell out of his limo and invited Robert Pattinson in. The Team Edward ambassador himself has signed on to play Eric Packer in Cosmopolis.