Cop Out

We’ve heard grumblings from Smith before regarding Cop Out. Early on, he denied rumors of their not getting along, but later the Clerks director admitted Willis was “very much the author of his own performance.” Today, on Marc Maron’s “WTF Podcast” — in which celebrities are known for being more candid than canned — Kevin Smith had this to say:

“It was difficult. I’ve never been involved in a situation like that where, one component [referring to Willis] is not in the box at all. It was f__kin soul crushing. I mean, a lot of people are gonna be like, ‘Oh, you’re just trying to blame the movie on him.’ No, but I had no f__king help from this dude whatsoever.”

So there you have it. According to Smith, Bruce Willis acted like a dick to him on set, and crashed a metaphorical car into the helicopter that was Kevin Smith’s spirit. To hear Smith pour his whole heart out to Marc Maron, check out the full interview at WTFpod.com. (/Film + FilmDrunk)

Michelle Trachtenberg was and always will be Harriet the Spy. She was hot then and she’s hot now. No wait, it’s okay I think she was hot then because the memories are from when I was younger. I don’t think she was hot then anymore. …Only kinda.

A word from Michelle: “Anything you throw at me, I’ll try to tackle…wait, does that make sense?”

No.

The pics after the jump make ALL KINDS of sense.

Rashida Jones is the stunning daughter of media mogul Quincy Jones and model Peggy Lipton. If you need a reason to condone interracial relationships look no further than Rashida. Looks, brains, and she even sings backup for Maroon 5. What more could you want?!

A word from Rashida: “Be friendly to everybody; protect yourself; people sometimes want a piece of you for no good reason.”

I have a damn good reason. I’m selfish and oblivious to the fact you wouldn’t find me your intellectual or physical equivalent. So there (gives raspberry).

More examples of interracial awesomeness after the jump.

Ana De La Reguera is best known for her role as the nun in Jack Black’s mexican wrestling film Nacho Libre. She’ been slowly making a recovery since that crapfest. Ana also kind of resembles Penelope Cruz, but less horse-faced.

A word from Ana: “Brad Pitt has bad breath.”

Let me consult my dictionary here. Yep, that’s a burn.

Ana looks like she smells delightful in the pics after the jump.

DOUBLE nut shot? BAHhahahaha! Tracy Morgan gets it right in between the legs and then he gives it to a 10-year-old. My vivid description really doesn’t do the scene justice. And that is mainly what the Cop Out red band trailer is all about. 

I’ll admit, it’s funnier than the first oral-sex-conversationless trailer, but I fear I still can’t get behind this movie. Tracy Morgan has grown on me in 30 Rock, I just don’t know if I can tolerate his unique line delivery for 90 minutes. It always sounds like his throat is seizing up and he’s choking out words seconds before his death.

Check out the trailer below. It has a crude drawing in it. (Hint: It’s a penis…with balls.)

Grooooooaaaaaan. The trailer for Kevin Smith’s new "comedy" Cop Out, formerly know as A Couple of Cops, formerly know as A Couple of Dicks (yes! funnier!), has hit, and it’s about as amusing as tweezing someone else’s pubes. I can’t even tell what the movie is about, except that Tracy Morgan‘s character (I’m guessing a mentally challenged volunteer?) is teamed up with Bruce Willis’s character (a "doin’ it for the paycheck" grizzled veteran who’s simply getting too old for this sh*t?). 

Oh Kevin Smith, what has happened to you. I don’t doubt that movie making by committee impeded on your ultimate vision for this film, but I honestly don’t know if your ultimate vision would have been much better even if you were given free reign. Maybe if Jay and Silent Bob were hanging outside of every convenience store Morgan and Willis will inevitably go in to. After all, you gotta get product placement in their somehow. My ideal sponsors for this film would be Chiquita Bananas and KY Jelly.  

Cop Out rips one in theaters on February 2nd, 2010. Check out the trailer after the jump. Or if you’d like to be more entertained, just watch the opening credits of Panic Room. 

Director: Kevin Smith

Cast: Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, Seann William Scott, Adam Brody, Ana De La Reguera

Synopsis: A comedy about two cops whose adventures include locating a stolen baseball card, rescuing a woman, and dealing with gangsters and their laundered money.