Discovery’s Emmy winning hit Cash Cab is now airing 5 days a week, and to celebrate, they’re giving stuff away. See the picture below? Good. Leave a funny caption in the comment section, and you could win all sorts of fabulous prizes. Well, two sorts, actually, but hey, that ain’t bad.

One (1) winner will receive:
• $100 Visa Cash Card
• Cash Cab board game

Two (2) additional winners will receive:
• Cash Cab board game

So get to it, and to find out where Cash Cab is playing in your area, visit http://cashcab.mgm.com.

We have a winner in our Straw Dogs caption contest. The funniest caption gets Straw Dogs on Blu-ray. So, I won’t waste any more time. Thanks to all who entered.

Winner: Jay T. Taggart
“When Jim and Amy said they were putting on a show I didn’t know there was going to be a donkey involved…..”

Gary Hara
“I like your skin complexion; what kind of product do you use?”

Ryan Wells
“I really should’ve worn protection when I had sex with that nun. Now it burns when I pray.”

Jason Richcreek
“if you think that’s cool wait till u see what I do with my dong.”

Michael Roberts
“Colin Farrell… so hot right now… Colin Farrell”

If you’re looking for piece 77 of 100, you can find it here.

Only 99 more to go, so get to it. Read the instructions below for more details. Good luck.

Here’s the pic. Good luck!

The winner will receive The Expendables Blu-Ray + DVD Combo pack.

Thanks to everyone who entered. We had an overwhelming response. And A LOT of racist jokes.

The Expendables hits stores and On Demand November 23rd.

The Expendables explodes in the home on November 23rd, and in honor of its release we’re giving away an Expendables Blu-Ray + DVD Combo pack! That means you can watch the Blu-ray, DVD, and Digital Download version simultaneously on three different set-ups. There are worse ways to make your head explode, am I right?!

All you have to do is post the funniest caption you can muster for the still frame above in the comments section below.

Contest ends Tuesday at 11:59PM EST. The winner will be announced via Twitter, Facebook, and on the site.

You can enter as many times as you’d like, but make sure your caption delivers the goods. Otherwise Stallone will he notified, and we can’t control how he handles the situation. Good luck!

The cyborg super-cop Robocop defends citizens of Old Detroit with three times as much action when the Robocop Trilogy arrives as a Blu-ray collector’s set October 5. Just in time for the holiday season, this three disc set from MGM Home Entertainment contains the original Robocop on Blu-ray, as well as Robocop 2 and Robocop 3 on Blu-ray for the first time.

Packed full of memorable moments and Robocop quotes, the Robocop Trilogy is a fan must-have. Viewers can experience their favorite “human” robot in all three classic films, now on Blu-ray. I’d buy that for a dollar!

But you can get it for free. I have two copies of the Robocop Trilogy on Blu-Ray to give away. For your chance to win one simply follow Screen Junkies on Twitter and tweet the answer to this question:

What is the name of the machine Dick Jones creates that Robocop goes up against at the end of the first film?

The first two people to tweet the correct answer win. Your move, creep.

"Wow, you guys deliver really fast."

The winner will recieve an iPod Shuffle, the It’s Kind of a Funny Story soundtrack, and a hoodie.

Thanks to everyone who entered. You guys are kind of funny.

It’s Kind of a Funny Story hits theaters October 8th.

It’s Kind of a Funny Story starring Zach Galifianakis hits theaters October 8th, and Screen Junkies is giving away an awesome prize pack! One lucky winner will recieve:

•  The New iPod Shuffle!
•  Official Soundtrack
•  Zip Hooded Sweatshirt
•  Notebook
•  Dry Erase Board

Hell, I’d enter for just the sweatshirt. It’s colder than a meat locker in my office.

All you have to do is follow Screen Junkies on Twitter and tweet the funniest caption you can muster for the still frame above.

Contest ends tomorrow at 3PM EST. The winner will be announced via Twitter, Facebook, and on the site.

You can enter as many times as you’d like, but make sure your captions tell kind of a funny story. An awesomely funny story might be an even better approach. Good luck!

Do you excel at hitting your friends in the nuts, and sticking things up your butt? If so, it makes you qualified to be a member of the Jackass crew. Johnny Knoxville and his Jackass 3D peeps are hosting the first Jackass 3D Prank Contest.

To enter, all you need to do is submit a description or drawing of your most outrageous prank to the official site. No video submissions will be accepted. If you win, you’ll be flown out to shoot your prank with the cast of Jackass 3D. You can enter at the contest’s site HERE.

Here’s my submission:

Imagine Wee Man in the middle.

"I feel like we have something in common because we’re both blind."

The winner will receive a 3-month subscription from Netflix!

Thanks to everyone who entered. You guys rocked Twitter with your captions.

City Island is available on Blu Ray and DVD today.

City Island starring Andy Garcia and Julianna Margulies releases on DVD and Blu Ray tomorrow, Tuesday the 24th, and Screen Junkies wants you to see it so we’re giving away a 3-Month subscription to Netflix! You can add City Island to your queue and move it to the top spot above all that weird animated stuff and old "Murphy Brown" episodes you’ve been meaning to catch up on.

All you have to do is follow Screen Junkies on Twitter and tweet the funniest caption you can muster for the still frame above.

Contest ends Wednesday at 12PM EST. The winner will be announced via Twitter, Facebook, and on the site.

You can enter as many times as you’d like, but make your captions sing. Trust me, you want to jump on this new Netflix craze.

"You brought this on yourselves. Anyone else who’s for Team Jacob is going down too!"

"This time everyone better sing. Ready? Ok… It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A…"

"…The Aristocrats!"

"See this authentic Requiem for a Dream Prop? Still has the stains to prove it."

"That’s enough, Marvel!" shouted Ed Norton’s agent, Kali sticks raised.

The winners will receive Kick-Ass on their choice of either Blu Ray or DVD.

Thanks to everyone who entered. You guys rocked Twitter with your captions.

Kick-Ass is available on Blu Ray and DVD today.

kick-ass releases on DVD and Blu-Ray next Tuesday, August 3, and Screen Junkies is giving away 5 copies! Watch all the kick-ass action of Kick-Ass in kick-ass high definition and kick-ass sound. The Blu-Ray also includes a making of documentary, an Ass-Kicking BonusView Mode, along with a ton of other special features.

All you have to do is follow Screen Junkies on Twitter and tweet the funniest caption you can muster for the still frame above.

Contest ends tomorrow at 12PM EST. The winner will be announced via Twitter, Facebook, and on the site.

You can enter as many times as you’d like, but make your captions sing. You don’t want to get your ass kicked in this contest.

"How deep do you think I can get it before he wakes up?"

"How could we have dropped garlic into his body during the operation?"

"They told me we would be dissecting FROGS in this class…"

"Could be worse. You could be at the end of a human centipede."

"I’ve never seen a hairlip like this before."

The winners will receive Daybreakers on their choice of either Blu Ray or DVD.

Thanks to everyone who posted on the Screen Junkies Facebook wall. You guys came up with some great/sick stuff. We’re concerned about most of your mental conditions.

Daybreakers is available on Blu Ray and DVD today.

Daybreakers is available on Blu Ray and DVD tomorrow, and Screen Junkies is giving away 5 copies! In the film, Ethan Hawke plays a vampire scientist working on a substitute for human blood before the last drop is drained from the remaining humans. Sam Neill has glowing amber eyes and Willem Dafoe wields a crossbow. What more do you want?!

All you have to do is post on the SJ Facebook fan page the funniest caption you can muster to accompany the still frame above.

If you’re not already awesome and a fan of Screen Junkies on Facebook then become one, post a caption, and you’ll be entered to win. Click HERE to be whisked away to our Facebook page.

Contest ends Wednesday at midnight and the winner will be announced via Facebook, Twitter and on the site.

You can enter as many times as you like. Captions smeared in blood won’t be accepted. Use your keyboards, people. 

"It’s alright, I would never tell your wife what we do to stay warm."

"If thi Prince of Persia gig doesn’t work out I might need to crash at your place."

"At least you got Spider-man. I had to settle for Aquaman on Entourage."

"Let’s get one thing straight, I’m not."

"I was only kidding about your sister. Let go of my neck."

You guys really went hard with the Brokeback Mountain jokes, obviously.

The winners will receive Brothers on their choice of either Blu Ray or DVD.

Thanks to everyone who posted on the Screen Junkies Facebook wall. You guys came up with some great/sick stuff. We’re concerned about most of your mental conditions.

Brothers is available on Blu Ray and DVD today.

Brothers is available on Blu Ray and DVD tomorrow, and Screen Junkies is giving away 5 copies! Watch the oddly similar looking Tobey Maguire and Jake Gyllenhaal deliver intense performances in glorious HD right in your dingy living quarters.

All you have to do is post on the SJ Facebook fan page the funniest caption you can muster to accompany the still frame above.

If you’re not already awesome and a fan of Screen Junkies on Facebook then become one, post a caption, and you’ll be entered to win. Click HERE to be whisked away to our Facebook page.

Contest ends at 11:59pm on Friday, March 26, and the winner will be announced on Monday, March 29, via Facebook, Twitter and on the site.

You can enter as many times as you like. Do it for Jake Gyllenhaal, do it for your country, do it because Natalie Portman is smokin’ hot in HD. Just bring the funny.

This is a lot different without the wall with the hole in it.

I guess we set ourselves up for that one. I thought our audience might take the high road, but I’m so glad they didn’t.

The winner will receive Law Abiding Citizen on Blu Ray and DVD, as well as a Duxiana travel pillow valued at over $100. You keep that pillow clean, ya hear?

Thanks to everyone who posted on the Screen Junkies Facebook wall. You guys came up with some great/sick stuff. We’re concerned about most of your mental conditions.

Law Abiding Citizen is in stores today. The Blu Ray includes the theatrical cut and the unrated director’s cut with 11 minutes of unseen footage. 

Law Abiding Citizen is coming to Blu Ray and DVD next Tuesday, February 16th, and Screen Junkies is giving away a copy of the Blu Ray and DVD, and a Duxiana travel pillow valued at over $100! The Blu Ray includes the theatrical cut and the unrated director’s cut with 11 minutes of unseen footage. That’s right, you could watch Jamie Foxx and Gerard Butler engage in an intense game of cat and mouse while lounging back on your Duxiana pillow and enjoying the snack of your choosing. If the viewing party is on a plane, make sure you tilt the seat waaaaaay back so as to infuriate the passenger directly behind you.

All you have to do is post on the SJ Facebook fan page the funniest caption you can muster to accompany the still frame above.

If you’re not already awesome and a fan of Screen Junkies on Facebook become one, post a caption, and you’ll be entered to win. Click here to be whisked away to our Facebook page.

Contest ends at 11:59pm on Monday, February 15th, and the winner will be announced on Tuesday, February 16th, via Facebook, Twitter and on the site.

You can enter as many times as you like.  Do it for yourself, do it for revenge, do it because you’ve been using a balled up bath towel as a pillow. Just bring the funny.