They could have at least waited until after flu season to start talking about this.

It’s the circle of box office performance.

Born to be a flop.

Pass the hand sanitizer. I don’t want to become a zombie.

‘Contagion’ doesn’t care if you feel bad for these people.

Director: Steven Soderbergh Cast: Matt Damon, Kate Winslet, Jude Law Synopsis: An action-thriller centered on the threat posed by a deadly disease and an international team of doctors contracted by the CDC…

These posters want you to live like a hypochondriac, which makes sense, given the subject of the film.

Get it?

It’s like ‘Outbreak’ but with…Ok. It’s just like ‘Outbreak’. But with Soderbergh and an amazing cast.

If he’s going to dress like that, what does he expect?

It’s 2011. There have got to be less dorky ways to prevent infection.

Steven Soderbergh is not a happy tree.