Ryan Murphy is trying to set the record for “shortest duration from an original to a reboot.”

The scariest sexual harassment accusation you’ll see this week.

“The horror! The Hhorror!”

They’re kinda quiet.

They must enjoy making money.

But will it stay true to the book?

Who wouldn’t want to be in a comedy about the Apocalypse?

Ahhhh, he’s glamoring me!!!!

Update your Jessica Lange fan club newsletters accordingly.

Connie Britton has spectacular breasts. Also, she’s joining Ryan Murphy’s “American Horror Story.”

David O. Russell must really carry a flame for Connie Britton. He is working to develop a drama for her on FX with no script or even concept.