Don't drop the soap.
6 “File-Sharing” Sites Where You Can Still Download Movies (For Now)
Friday, January 20 by

But in the meantime, they are an excellent place to innocently share files with 2 million of your friends.

Get it?
In Honor Of The ‘Internet Blackout’, Here Are The 9 Best Movie Blackouts
Wednesday, January 18 by

The Internet remains lawless.

For this picture to convey the subject matter of this article, please imagine that it is playing audio at an unbearably high volume.
FCC Passes Act To Regulate TV Ad Volume, Gave It Nifty Acronym
Tuesday, December 13 by

Remain CALM.