Unlike 'The Simpsons', at least he'll go out on top.
China Has A Super-Sweet Death Row Reality Show
Wednesday, March 7 by

Oh, man. I hope Howie Mandel scores the US version.

Don't let that long hair near your kid!
Fox News Exposes The Great Muppet Caper: Brain Washing Your Children
Monday, December 5 by

“The only thing green that should be up on that screen should be Kermit the Frog.”

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‘Sesame Street’ Heads for China; Elmo Was Red All Along
Thursday, December 16 by

It’s been said that only Nixon could go to China. Well tell that to Big Bird, bitch.

Brett Ratner Is a Damn ‘Communist’
Wednesday, September 29 by

For years, I've been saying that Brett Ratner is a damn communist, and for years my allegations have fallen on deaf ears. But now, I finally have the proof I need to bring down this pinko once and for all.

Ratner is set to direct The Reluctant Communist, the story about Charles Robert Jenkins, a U.S. Army soldier who ended up spending 40-years as a "prisoner" in North Korea after "drunkenly" deserting during the Korean War. While "imprisoned," Jenkins was "forced" to act in North Korean propaganda films and became a national celebrity, usually playing the evil American. There are worse ways to spend a 40-year prison term. Why do I keep thinking of the scene where they first thaw out Austin Powers?

Basil Exposition: Austin, the Cold War is over!
Austin Powers: Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades? Eh?
Basil Exposition: Austin… we won.
Austin Powers: Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!

At any rate, hopefully Ratner will do some on-site research in North Korea very soon. (Variety)