Screen Junkies » commercial http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Sun, 14 Sep 2014 20:59:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 This Awesome 1970′s Cologne Commercial Urges You To Smell More Like Charles Bronson http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/this-awesome-1970s-cologne-commercial-urges-you-to-smell-more-like-charles-bronson/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/this-awesome-1970s-cologne-commercial-urges-you-to-smell-more-like-charles-bronson/#comments Tue, 02 Jul 2013 18:53:45 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=255593 It smells like formaldehyde and mesquite, I'm guessing.

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This just sorta popped up on the feed, and it’s worth your attention. Using Charles Bronson to sell anything is pretty funny, as the man seemed to be so no-nonsense as to make the audience 100% uncomfortable.

Here, he’s schilling something called Mandom, which sounds like a category on Pornhub, but is probably just an ill-advised attempt at making cologne seem really masculine. As though Charles Bronson’s involvement alone wouldn’t take care of that.

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Links Away: Victoria’s Secret Holiday Commercial http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/links-away-victorias-secret-holiday-commercial/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/links-away-victorias-secret-holiday-commercial/#comments Thu, 02 Dec 2010 00:53:36 +0000 Reza F. http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=10252 Michael Bay directed this new holiday spot for Victoria's Secret. Seems like these ads pretty much direct themselves now. This year's doesn't even have any explosions. Smells like a phoned in job if I've ever smelled one.

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Michael Bay directed this new holiday spot for Victoria’s Secret. Seems like these ads pretty much direct themselves now. This year’s doesn’t even have any explosions. Smells like a phoned in job if I’ve ever smelled one. (Vulture)

Slip on some of these sexy, sheer links.

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Chris Nolan Confirms Inception Video Game (FilmDrunk)

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Woody Allen: The Animated Version (NextMovie)

Top 15 Emma Watson GIFs (CelebJihad)

When Seinfeld Ruled the World (Unreality)

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Battle for the Strongest Beer in the World (MadeMan)

Parents Starve Fat Babies (Smosh)

21 Great Moments in Sports-Related Cleavage (TotalProSports)

Indoor Soccer Player Headbutts Ref (TuVez)

The 10 Most Insubstantial, Meaningless Actors in Hollywood (Pajiba)

Snoop Dog Records Bachelor Party Anthem for Prince William (PopEater)

10 Actors Who Died Way Too Early (Ranker)

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Robert Downey Jr.’s Creepy Mr. Peanut Commercial http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/robert-downey-jr-s-creepy-mr-peanut-commercial/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/robert-downey-jr-s-creepy-mr-peanut-commercial/#comments Tue, 09 Nov 2010 22:11:11 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=7456 Yesterday we reported that Robert Downey Jr. would be voicing the monocled legume Mr. Peanut in a new commercial for Planters. Today we have that very commercial.

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Yesterday we reported that Robert Downey Jr. would be voicing the monocled legume Mr. Peanut in a new commercial for Planters. Today we have that very commercial. It appears it’s taking its stylistic cues from Wes Anderson‘s The Fantastic Mr. Fox, with Downey filling in for Clooney. I’m also not certain why a peanut would remain friends with a nutcracker, especially if said nutcracker tried to murder him at his last get together, but I guess some are more forgiving than others. The person who cracked my skull open many moons ago I no longer consider an acquaintance. (ThePlaylist)

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The Answer to All Your Cold Drink Questions http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-answer-to-all-your-cold-drink-questions/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-answer-to-all-your-cold-drink-questions/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 In case the hot drinks tutorial didn't quench your thirst... Pour these links over ice. How Much Do You Know About The Culkin Clan? (Moviefone) NYC Artist Killing Ants With McDonald's Food (Asylum) Kim Jong-il Owns Some Cool S*#t (Ranker) 25 Awesome Courtroom Brawl Videos (HolyTaco) 'Human Centipede' Sequel To Be 400% More Medically Accurate (FilmDrunk) Hottest Bosses From Movies (Maxim) Meet Hippo Face Man (BarStoolSports) Man Attempting To Put 3 Million Miles On His '66 Volvo (EgoTV) A Serbian Film: A Review That Will Break You (Pajiba) Rock Band Of The Future (Unreality) 9 Most Annoying Sports Broadcasters (TotalProSports) Zombie Attack Plan (Smosh) 5 Things The College Admissions Office Doesn't Tell You (BroBible) Selena Gomez Is About To Be Deported Again (CelebJihad) Arianny Celeste To Pose For Playboy's November Issue (CagePotato) Crocodile Dundee Can't Leave Australia (PopEater) Custom Color Magic Trackpad (MadeMen)

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In case the hot drinks tutorial didn’t quench you thirst

Pour these links over ice.

How Much Do You Know About The Culkin Clan? (Moviefone)

NYC Artist Killing Ants With McDonald’s Food (Asylum)

Kim Jong-il Owns Some Cool S*#t (Ranker)

25 Awesome Courtroom Brawl Videos (HolyTaco)

‘Human Centipede’ Sequel To Be 400% More Medically Accurate (FilmDrunk)

Hottest Bosses From Movies (Maxim)

Meet Hippo Face Man (BarStoolSports)

Man Attempting To Put 3 Million Miles On His ’66 Volvo (EgoTV)

A Serbian Film: A Review That Will Break You (Pajiba)

Rock Band Of The Future (Unreality)

9 Most Annoying Sports Broadcasters (TotalProSports)

Zombie Attack Plan (Smosh)

5 Things The College Admissions Office Doesn’t Tell You (BroBible)

Selena Gomez Is About To Be Deported Again (CelebJihad)

Arianny Celeste To Pose For Playboy’s November Issue (CagePotato)

Crocodile Dundee Can’t Leave Australia (PopEater)

Custom Color Magic Trackpad (MadeMen)

 

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The Answer to All Your Hot Drink Questions http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-answer-to-all-your-hot-drink-questions/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-answer-to-all-your-hot-drink-questions/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Best employee training video ever. I'm getting out of the blogging game and applying to Wendys. (VideoGum) These links will really get you going! Movies That Would Have Been Ruined By Facebook (Moviefone) Alphabet City Hipster Owes IRS $172 Million (Asylum) 20 Most Outrageous Coco Austin Booty Pics (Ranker) 12 Ridiculous Facebook Pages (HolyTaco) Werner Herzog Hates Chickens, Loves Hummingbirds (FilmDrunk) 12 Greatest Heist Movies (Maxim) Crazy NYC Guy Fights With A Bicycle And Gets Thrown In Jail (BarStoolSports) 7 Celebrities That Really Should Commit Suicide (EgoTV) Which 1994 Film Has The Biggest Legacy (Pajiba) Chewie And Han: The Early Years (Unreality) Bodybulider Flips Out And Attacks Judge (TotalProSports) 17 Broken Neon Signs (Smosh) Top 10 Reasons Why Pledging Sucks (BroBible) Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Exhibitionist Pics (CelebJihad) Gabe Ruediger--The Return Of Godzilla (CagePotato) Eric Roberts On Going Up Against His Sister Julia At The Box Office (PopEater) Sake For Your Skin (MadeMen)

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Best employee training video ever. I’m getting out of the blogging game and applying to Wendys. (VideoGum)

These links will really get you going!

Movies That Would Have Been Ruined By Facebook (Moviefone)

Alphabet City Hipster Owes IRS $172 Million (Asylum)

20 Most Outrageous Coco Austin Booty Pics (Ranker)

12 Ridiculous Facebook Pages (HolyTaco)

Werner Herzog Hates Chickens, Loves Hummingbirds (FilmDrunk)

12 Greatest Heist Movies (Maxim)

Crazy NYC Guy Fights With A Bicycle And Gets Thrown In Jail (BarStoolSports)

7 Celebrities That Really Should Commit Suicide (EgoTV)

Which 1994 Film Has The Biggest Legacy (Pajiba)

Chewie And Han: The Early Years (Unreality)

Bodybulider Flips Out And Attacks Judge (TotalProSports)

17 Broken Neon Signs (Smosh)

Top 10 Reasons Why Pledging Sucks (BroBible)

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Exhibitionist Pics (CelebJihad)

Gabe Ruediger–The Return Of Godzilla (CagePotato)

Eric Roberts On Going Up Against His Sister Julia A The Box Office (PopEater)

Sake For Your Skin (MadeMen)

 

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Megan Fox Touches Herself in Armani Underwear http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/megan-fox-touches-herself-in-armani-underwear/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/megan-fox-touches-herself-in-armani-underwear/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Now THAT'S a headline! Armani has just released a commercial of Megan Fox wearing their underwear while standing in one place, kinda attempting to pull off what she thinks people do when they're trying to act sexy. The result is underwhelming. It would have given me more tingles if she'd just remained completely still while the camera sweeped across her naughty bits a few times. Someone close that girl's mouth. She's going to catch flies. Or worse!

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Now THAT’S a headline! Armani has just released a commercial of Megan Fox wearing their underwear while standing in one place, kinda attempting to pull off what she thinks people do when they’re trying to act sexy. The result is underwhelming. It would have given me more tingles if she’d just remained completely still while the camera sweeped across her naughty bits a few times. Someone close that girl’s mouth. She’s going to catch flies. Or worse!

 

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