May I suggest “Get your ass to Mars,” “It’s not a tumor,” and “Get to the chopper!”

Some gentleman with the YouTube handle of “buzzclikverifyme” went through the trouble (pleasure?) of piecing together some choice bits from Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s Total Recall commentary. The commentary also features another bizarrely awesome accent, which I am going to assume belongs to Dutch director Paul Verhoeven.

I can’t do the clip justice. Simply put, it’s Arnie pointing out painfully obvious points about the film (especially to those who like the film enough to want to watch the commentary). Take four minutes out of your life and enjoy this clip that reminds us that we can’t stay mad at Arnold.

(Film Drunk)