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Comcast Apologizes After Belligerent Customer Service Rep Call Goes Viral
Wednesday, July 16 by

We’ll all laugh about this when these companies disappear in five years.

Hey, a user-friendly interface! Neat!
Netflix Talking With Smaller Cable Operators To Align Forces And Screw Over The Big Cable Companies That Have Screwed Us Over
Monday, October 14 by

My Netflix just streamed all over the carpet.

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New NBCUniversal Logo Is Totally Peacockless
Thursday, January 27 by

The corporate overlords at Comcast have revealed the new logo for NBCUniversal.

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NBC Executive Of Douchebaggery Fired For Having $200K Bathroom
Wednesday, January 19 by

We want to congratulate ex-NBC Chairman Jeff Gaspin for having gigantic balls, which apparently needed a very fancy washroom to be occasionally exposed in throughout the day.

Hey, Jeff Zucker. YOU’RE FIRED! Like On ‘The Apprentice’
Wednesday, June 2 by

In news that is sure to make Conan O'Brien's Irish eyes smile, Jeff Zucker is being removed from his position as President of NBC Television Group. General Electric has put together an exit deal that will send Zucker packing with a golden parachute in the $30 to $40 million range. Please send all sympathy cards to: Jeff Zucker Don't Send This Guy Any Cards Avenue Dude's Plenty Rich, NY 80085 $30 million seems kinda exorbitant for a guy who steered the number one network into last place and forced the company into the arms of a competitor. Heck, I didn't get squat when I was let go from the deli for that bologna joke fiasco. Sucks too because I had plans for that apron. (NY Post)