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‘Jurassic Park IV’ Gets A New Title And Joins The Tentpole Dogpile That Is The Summer 2015
Wednesday, September 11 by

We’re going to get serious pancake butt in 2015.

Rawr.
‘Jurassic Park 4′ Gets A Director
Thursday, March 14 by

We will tell you who it is in the article.

Rajskub and Garlin, Worried For Their Safety
The Safety Of Jeff Garlin And Mary Lynn Rajskub Is No Longer Guaranteed
Thursday, May 12 by

No, it’s not because they’ve become so incredibly famous that fans might mob them at a Starbucks. They joined the internet meme turned movie ‘Safety Not Guaranteed’.

Warner Bros. Starting ‘World War X’
Friday, July 16 by

World War IV is barely underway, but Warner Bros. just can’t help itself from jumping the gun. The studio is already planning the launch of World War X, a film "centered on a man recruited by a team of government agents to stop a terrorist from the future who is using time travel to reshape history." As my colleague Wookie Johnson pointed out, this film smells an awful lot like Time Cop, which actually smells a lot like a Belgian hooker's dirty panties, which smells a lot like overused cologne. I think there’s a Van Damme joke in there somewhere. (Coming Soon)