Like outer space??
Welcome to the Triple Comma Club.
Half a billion dollars in three days.
In case you can’t wait three more days…
Chris Pratt turns on the angry, misogynist charm.
Pew! Pew! ROOOAAARRRRR!!!! It’s gonna be great.
It truly is a great day for fans of giant reptiles eating people.
Or maybe it’s just a picture.
We’re going to get serious pancake butt in 2015.
We will tell you who it is in the article.
No, it’s not because they’ve become so incredibly famous that fans might mob them at a Starbucks. They joined the internet meme turned movie ‘Safety Not Guaranteed’.
World War IV is barely underway, but Warner Bros. just can’t help itself from jumping the gun. The studio is already planning the launch of World War X, a film "centered on a man recruited by a team of government agents to stop a terrorist from the future who is using time travel to reshape history." As my colleague Wookie Johnson pointed out, this film smells an awful lot like Time Cop, which actually smells a lot like a Belgian hooker's dirty panties, which smells a lot like overused cologne. I think there’s a Van Damme joke in there somewhere. (Coming Soon)