Even stone cold killers need help with boogers from time to time.

In honor of ‘Total Recall’ on Blu-ray and DVD 12/18!

Yes, Christopher Walken says the words “vajiggle jaggle,” in case you were wondering.

There’s very little room for advancement in the field of murder.

A solid update, even if it never quite overtakes the 1985 original.

Time to win some free stuff, bitches!

And more David Tennant since he’s actually recognizable overseas.

It’s more Irish than a potato famine.

Exactly the safe kind of mainstream comedy you’d expect it to be.

Director: Seth GordonCast: Colin Farrell, Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Spacey, Jamie Foxx, Donald SutherlandSynopsis: Three friends conspire to murder their awful bosses when they realize they are standing in the way of their happiness.Release Date: July 29, 2011

David Tennant is ready to kill some things.

I am like the genie of internet posters, but only for specific movies at specific times.

We still don’t know who will start the reactor.

One of these actors will play Quatto. Is it… Jessica Biel?

Oh really? Your boss is Jennifer Aniston, and she’s putting the moves on you? That’s tragic, pal.

It does have McLovin, though.

Exciting news for fans on ‘In Bruges’ and dognapping.

Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, and Jason Sudeikis are TCB (takin’ care of business).

Ethan Hawke, start the reactor.

Beckinsale has been surprisingly chosen by remake director Len Wiseman, her husband, to play Lori – the “wife” of our very confused hero Douglas Quaid.

Gaze into the face of terror. Also, McLovin.

Vince Vaughn, John Mayer and now Charlie Day (“It’s Always Sunny”) joins the No Jennifer Aniston Club. Check out these preview pics for ‘Horrible Bosses’ with Kevin Spacey and Jason Bateman.

If you heard this news in 2003, you’d be all like “yyyeah RIGHT!”

So many females, so little parts.

Colin Farrell’s ex has sold her suicide memoir ‘Your Voice In My Head’ to a British film company. She’s like the Taylor Swift of screenwriting.

David Cronenberg’s Cosmopolis seems to be swapping out the whole cast, one move at a time.

David Cronenberg has kicked Colin Farrell out of his limo and invited Robert Pattinson in. The Team Edward ambassador himself has signed on to play Eric Packer in Cosmopolis.

The Mann best known for directing Heat has a gangster movie he needs to turn out better than Public Enemies.